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It's Not Just A Capsule, It's A Player
Gamedev Unity Programming
6 days ago 50.0K views 0 shares
It's Not Just A Capsule, It's A Player
When you're showing off your 3D modeling skills to non-technical friends and they can't tell the difference between a basic capsule primitive and your meticulously crafted character with proper topology, UV mapping, and rigging. That moment when you've spent 8 hours tweaking vertices and they're like "cool bean shape with eyes."

The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Game Engine Crashes
Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
6 days ago 78.1K views 0 shares
The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Game Engine Crashes
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute emotional ROLLERCOASTER of game development software freezing! 😱 First panel: pure PANIC as your precious 3D software decides to ghost you harder than your ex. Second panel: that agonizing purgatory where you're frantically praying to the digital gods while watching the loading dots... "please don't crash, PLEASE DON'T CRASH!" And finally, that sweet, SWEET relief when it responds again and you realize your unsaved work might actually survive. The emotional whiplash is CRIMINAL! Game devs deserve hazard pay for this psychological torture alone! 💀

Excel's February Existential Crisis
Microsoft Programming
1 month ago 103.5K views 1 shares
Excel's February Existential Crisis
The philosophical debate about half-empty vs half-full glasses PALES in comparison to the absolute EXISTENTIAL CRISIS that is February in Excel! While mere mortals contemplate optimism and pessimism, spreadsheet warriors are battling the UNHOLY TERROR of Excel thinking February 1st deserves MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! Why? Because Excel is DRAMATICALLY SCREAMING about the shortest month like it's the apocalypse while your date formatting slowly crumbles into chaos. The spreadsheet doesn't care about your glass - it's too busy having a complete meltdown over 28 days of pure calendar ANARCHY!

The "Free" Game Development Starter Pack
Unity Gamedev Programming Debugging
2 months ago 103.4K views 0 shares
The "Free" Game Development Starter Pack
Ah, the beautiful delusion of "making a game for free." The meme shows the harsh reality waiting for naive game dev beginners. Sure, Unity's got a free tier and Blender is open source, but then Visual Studio crashes into the party and suddenly your wallet is crying. Not to mention the inevitable descent into the donut tutorial purgatory while learning Blender. Meanwhile, your sanity gets a funeral service after your 47th failed build. The "free" game ends up costing you your time, mental health, and probably that relationship you once had. But hey, at least you've got a half-finished game about jumping cubes!