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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Despise One Drive

Microsoft Windows Cloud Security
1 year ago 416.0K views 0 shares
Despise One Drive
Just trying to set up a new Windows machine when suddenly OneDrive appears with a knife, demanding your files like some cloud storage mafia enforcer. "Nice documents you got there. Would be a shame if they were... automatically synced." The eternal struggle between wanting local control and Microsoft's relentless cloud integration. Some of us just want to store files on our actual computers without paying cloud protection money.

The Cloud Hostage Situation

Windows Microsoft Cloud Security
1 year ago 403.8K views 0 shares
The Cloud Hostage Situation
Windows setup: "Almost done! Just need to finish configuring your system..." Me: *breathes in relief* OneDrive: *emerges with knife* "Did someone say they wanted their precious C:\ drive contents automatically synced to the cloud whether they like it or not?" The eternal struggle between wanting to just use your computer as a computer versus Microsoft's desperate need to assimilate your files into their cloud borg collective. The knife is just there to remind you that resistance is futile.

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