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Microsoft proudly announces that 30% of their new code is AI-generated, and GitHub immediately responds by going down harder than a junior dev's first production deployment. Coincidence? The skeleton pondering this "machine that turns Microsoft into GitHub incidents" suggests otherwise.
The timing is *chef's kiss*. It's like the universe looked at Microsoft's AI flex and said "let me show you what happens when 30% of your infrastructure is written by something that hallucinates more than a sleep-deprived developer." GitHub's status page reading like a laundry list of broken features (Webhooks, Copilot, Pages, Actions) is the perfect punchline to Microsoft's AI hubris.
Nothing screams "quality code" quite like your entire platform experiencing "degraded availability" across multiple services simultaneously. Maybe that AI should've spent less time writing code and more time writing incident post-mortems.
