Thought I Was Getting The Morning Off

Jira Productivity Tickets Murphy's law Downtime Worklife Outage

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Thought I Was Getting The Morning Off

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Initial joy: "Half the internet is down due to AWS outage." Perfect excuse to slack off and blame the cloud gods.

Crushing reality: "JIRA is still working." Somehow the one tool tracking your productivity survives the apocalypse. The universe has a sick sense of humor. Your tickets aren't going anywhere, buddy.

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