The Untold History Of Web Development

The duality of feedback reception in tech is just *chef's kiss*. Designers will have an existential meltdown if you criticize their perfect shade of #F5F5F5, while programmers casually acknowledge their spaghetti code with a stoic "lol ikr" because deep down they've already accepted that future-them will deal with that nightmare. The "I'll refactor it later" promise is the programming equivalent of "I'll start my diet on Monday" – a beautiful lie we tell ourselves while continuing to nest if-statements 17 levels deep.

Content Avloren 13 hr. ago Every project, even the ones you code solo, has at least three devs: past you, present you, and future you. And past you was an idiot. 184 Reply Share merlinblack 12 hr. ago present me is pretty dumb too 4 74 Reply Share JackSpyder 12 hr. ago Yeah that guy is the worst to work with. Reply Share sad bug killer 11 hr. ago Nah, present me can be reasoned with if I catch him doing something stupid Past me, on the other hand, is a lazy incompetent prick that left long ago and took all his tiny knowledge with him 4 22 3 Reply Share JackSpyder 11 hr. ago Yeah and future you is like super smart skd clever and can easily figure this out by reading this code so no real need for docs or comments.

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Content I'd love to go back in to the a and blow early 70s people's minds with my incredible program- knowledge But how do you implement this "Dependency, Injection"? I don't know

Content nixCraft nixcraft Job interviewer: So in your resume, it says you're a creative person. Me: Yes Job interviewer: What do you create? Me: Technical debt 6:53 PM 71121 Twitter Web App

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