This Time Will Be Different

Technical debt Developer life Project management Software development Code quality Side projects Clean code Unfinished projects Motivation Programming habits

Programming Debugging Agile

1 month ago 187,442 views 0 shares

This Time Will Be Different

technical-debt-memes, side-projects-memes, developer-life-memes, code-quality-memes, project-management-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal developer cycle: abandoning a graveyard of unfinished projects to chase the dopamine hit of starting something new. That shiny new project idea looks so promising while you're neck-deep in technical debt and spaghetti code from your previous attempts. "This time I'll use proper documentation! This time I'll write tests first! This time I won't hardcode everything!" Spoiler alert: you won't. But hey, at least the first three days of every new project feel like pure genius before reality sets in.

More Like This

Are You A Good Developer ?

Programming Debugging Testing Frontend Backend

4 months ago 124.4K views 0 shares

Are You A Good Developer ?

Ah yes, the sacred developer survival instinct! Just like checking for cars on a one-way street despite the rules saying they only come from one direction, a real developer never trusts the documentation, API specs, or that "perfectly working" legacy code. Sure, the function says it returns a string—but is it really a string or some unholy string-like object waiting to explode your production server? Trust issues aren't a bug in our profession—they're a feature!

this is thoughtful

Programming Frontend

3 years ago 25.8K views 0 shares

this is thoughtful | web-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Olivier gloupin log (g) d log(e) 09:29 28.07.21 Twitter Web App 8.823 Retweets 667 Quote Tweets 50,9K Likes

Brute Force Attack Prottection V2

Programming

9 months ago 30.9K views 0 shares

bruteForceAttackProttectionV2 | try-memes, password-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Enter password to log in UM First try Second try Third try WEBSITE: submit.onclick () if (passwordTypedQuickly) Error ('Wrong Password!') ProdrammerHumor.io

I choked...

Programming

2 years ago 21.1K views 0 shares

I choked... | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content CAN YOU PASS THE SALT? SAID-I KNOW! IM DEVELOPING A SYSTEM TO PASS YOU ARBITRARY CONDIMENTS. ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES! SAVE TIME IN THE LONG RUN!

Vercel

Programming

5 months ago 23.7K views 0 shares

vercel | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Vercel Let's see who you really are aws 500 MARKUP

The Two Types Of Developers

Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing

20 days ago 136.6K views 0 shares

The Two Types Of Developers

The holy war of development methodologies in one perfect image. Test-driven developers silently writing tests before code like they're taking sacred vows, while error-driven developers (aka the rest of us) frantically debug production crashes at 2AM, screaming into Slack channels. We all know which one management prefers, and which one actually ships the product. Let's be honest – we've all promised ourselves "I'll write tests first next time" right after putting out the fifth fire of the day. Spoiler: we never do.