The Eternal Graveyard Of Side Projects

Content DK WHATWHO SCRUM MASTERS ARE AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

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Content like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.

Content NO!!! You need to write a real parser! 34 34 Parsing with regexes Parsing with regex 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

The evolution of software development methodologies perfectly captured in vehicular form! Waterfall starts with just a wheel (requirements), then a chassis (design), finally becoming a complete car (finished product) – but by then it's already outdated and over-engineered. Agile begins with a skateboard (MVP), evolves to a motorcycle (functional iterations), and ends with a convertible (adaptable final product) – actually useful at every stage! Then there's AI development... starting with a car missing half its parts, progressing to a cat with wheels (because why not?), and finally delivering a rubber duck. Shipping whatever bizarre hallucination the model generated that day and calling it "innovative disruption."

Content A programmer started to cuss, Because getting to sleep was a fuss. As he lay there in bed, Looping 'round in his head, Was: while(lasleep) sheep;