The Eternal Graveyard Of Side Projects

Side projects Productivity Developer life Project management To-do list Unfinished projects Procrastination Ever given Suez canal

Programming Frontend Webdev Agile

9 months ago 185,419 views 0 shares

The Eternal Graveyard Of Side Projects

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The Ever Given ship stuck in the Suez Canal perfectly represents my project management skills. That massive hull labeled "MY TO-DO LIST OF PROJECTS" isn't going anywhere, while the tiny excavator labeled "MY PROGRESS" is just pathetically scraping away at the edge. Meanwhile, I'm off starting "ANOTHER TO-DO APP" because clearly that's what will solve my productivity issues. Nothing says "competent developer" like having 47 unfinished projects and deciding the solution is project number 48.

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