The Eternal Graveyard Of Side Projects

Content bool isEven(int x) switch(x) Case return true; case 1: return false; break bool isEven(int x) while (x 1) - 2 if (x: 0) return true; else return false; bool isEven(int x) if (x 2 0) return true; else return false; bool isEven (int x) return x 1;

Content Mom: Why at you laughing? Me: you wouldn't get it 403 404 405 Posted in rmemes by uSplat1221 reddit

Content Programmer's are intelligent, and capable of negotiating their own contracts. They have no reason to waste money on a union. I sure hope they're dumb enough to believe that, and don't join IFPTE, CODE-CWA, or IWW.

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The C++ programmer's 3 AM nightmare in full display. First the Rust evangelists tell you your beloved language is "unsafe" and you need to switch. Then they warn that all your code will be rewritten in Rust anyway, so prepare for unemployment. Finally, the dream escalates to its horrifying conclusion: "QUIT HAVING FUN" – because how dare you enjoy your pointer arithmetic and manual memory management? It's the programming equivalent of vegans telling meat-eaters they'll die of heart disease while you're just trying to enjoy your steak. Meanwhile, the C++ dev lies awake, haunted by the thought that maybe – just maybe – they should learn Rust before their GitHub contributions become vintage artifacts in the Computer History Museum.

The background is literally screaming "AI AI AI AI" while the foreground shows the letters "AI" in giant orange font. It's like when your product manager asks "Can we add AI to this?" and your codebase is just a glorified if-statement. The confused expression perfectly captures that moment when someone asks if you're using "real AI" in your project and you're mentally calculating whether your nested conditional statements count as machine learning. Bonus points if you've ever renamed a variable to "ai_something" just to satisfy stakeholders.