The Eternal Graveyard Of Side Projects

Ah, the sacred unspoken rules of society! Don't ask women their age, don't ask men their salary, and for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT ask a developer what their commit messages actually mean. That cryptic "Fixed stuff" covering 47 file changes? The mysterious "It works now" with no explanation? The passive-aggressive "Finally fixed the stupid bug"? These are personal diary entries of pain, triumph, and existential crisis that shall remain forever unexplained. Inquiring about commit messages is like asking someone to explain their browser history. Some things are better left buried in the git log where they belong.

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Spent 15 years in tech and the only "domination" I've seen is guys wearing circuit board patterned clothes and arguing about tabs vs spaces. The irony of claiming CS is male-dominated while rocking that circuit board top is *chef's kiss*. Meanwhile, the actual field is begging for diversity because we're tired of the same three personalities in every standup meeting.

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