Vibe Check: Debugging AI-Generated Spaghetti Code

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The modern developer dichotomy in its full glory! Up top we've got the polished, well-groomed developers who just copy-paste from Stack Overflow, Google search results, and ask ChatGPT to fix their bugs. Meanwhile, the documentation readers below look like they've been coding for 72 hours straight, sustained purely by Monster Energy and sheer determination. Reading docs is apparently the programming equivalent of staring into the void until the void stares back. The best part? Those documentation demons probably write better code than the rest of us combined. Choose your fighter: pretty but dependent, or unhinged but powerful.

OH. MY. GOD. Meta literally committed digital suicide! 💀 The tech giant that wants to rule the AI world couldn't even handle its own product launch without bringing down their entire dev server! Imagine spending billions on AI only to have your fancy "Live AI" demo turn into the world's most expensive self-inflicted DDoS attack! And then Zuckerberg had the AUDACITY to blame the Wi-Fi?! Honey, that's like blaming your toaster when you set your entire kitchen on fire trying to make a Hot Pocket. The irony is so delicious I could serve it as a five-course meal!

The duality of AI code reviews. Non-technical folks see a magical solution that writes perfect code while senior devs spot the nested callbacks, security vulnerabilities, and performance nightmares lurking beneath the surface. It's like watching someone admire a beautifully painted house without noticing it's built on quicksand. The hallucinated documentation is just the cherry on top of this algorithmic disaster cake.

The tech industry's secret decoder ring has been revealed! Someone finally explained why all our tech acronyms are suspiciously connected to India. GPT isn't some fancy language model—it's just a Gujarati with exceptional typing skills. And here I was thinking AI stood for "Artificial Intelligence" when it's actually just outsourcing with extra steps. Next they'll tell us that DNS actually stands for "Delhi Network Support" and HTTP is "Help Ticket from Tamil Pradesh."

Five of these panels show the typical innovation S-curve where technology evolves from primitive (MS-DOS, Internet Explorer) to peak performance (Windows 95, Chrome). Then there's music... where we apparently peaked at Napster and it's been downhill ever since. The real innovation was clearly the ability to download entire discographies without paying a cent. Progress isn't always what corporate overlords want you to believe it is.