Vibe Check: Debugging AI-Generated Spaghetti Code

Remember that existential dread when ChatGPT dropped? Programmers lined up at the gallows, convinced our jobs were toast. Meanwhile, mathematicians are just sipping coffee like, "Welcome to the club, rookies." They've been watching calculators steal their thunder since the 70s and somehow survived to tell the tale. The career apocalypse is always "just around the corner" until you realize most tools just handle the boring parts while we move on to more interesting problems. History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme.

The perfect karma loop: we write garbage code, feed it to AI, then act shocked when AI spits garbage back at us. It's like teaching a parrot all your worst swear words and then being offended when it curses at your in-laws. The AI didn't invent bad code—it just holds up a mirror to our collective coding sins. Next time you're cursing at GitHub Copilot's suggestions, remember: that monstrosity is built on the foundation of your stackoverflow copy-paste crimes.

Billion-dollar GPU vs. one efficient Japanese coder? Not even a contest. While we're all chasing fancy hardware to run our bloated, framework-heavy code, Japanese game devs are out here making masterpieces run on calculators. Monster Hunter and Elden Ring weren't built with 16 layers of abstraction and 800MB of node_modules. The rest of us are like "I need a quantum computer to center this div" while they're squeezing every last cycle from hardware like it's still the PS2 era. Efficiency is apparently a lost art everywhere except Japan.

The modern "full stack" - three AI tabs open in your browser while you pretend to know what you're doing. Remember when being full stack meant actually knowing multiple languages and frameworks? Now it's just knowing which AI to ask for which problem. "Yes, I'm proficient in Claude, ChatGPT, and Perplexity" should be the new line on resumes. The only stack that matters is the stack of browser tabs helping you fake your way through that ticket your PM swore was "just a small change."

THE SWEET, SWEET LIBERATION! 😭 Developers everywhere are WEEPING TEARS OF JOY now that AI has swooped in like some coding superhero to murder our toxic relationship with StackOverflow! No more getting absolutely DESTROYED for asking why your code isn't working! No more comments like "This question was asked in 1874, do your research!" No more downvotes because you forgot a semicolon! It's like being released from programming prison where the guards were all people with 500k reputation points who judged your will to live based on your question formatting. FREEDOM AT LAST!

The tech industry's secret decoder ring has been revealed! Someone finally explained why all our tech acronyms are suspiciously connected to India. GPT isn't some fancy language model—it's just a Gujarati with exceptional typing skills. And here I was thinking AI stood for "Artificial Intelligence" when it's actually just outsourcing with extra steps. Next they'll tell us that DNS actually stands for "Delhi Network Support" and HTTP is "Help Ticket from Tamil Pradesh."