The Import Statement War Crime

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The Import Statement War Crime

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The absolute carnage of those import aliases! It's like watching someone deliberately rewire your house so the light switch controls the garbage disposal.

For the uninitiated, this person swapped all the standard Python data science library aliases in the most unholy way possible: tensorflow as plt, pandas as tf, numpy as pd, and matplotlib.pyplot as np.

This is psychological warfare against data scientists who have muscle memory for these imports. Imagine typing np.array() and getting a plotting function instead of a NumPy array. Pure chaos. Satan himself would say "whoa, take it easy."

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