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He Is The Hacker
Linux Security Bash Programming
16 days ago 73.0K views 0 shares
He Is The Hacker
THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of opening a terminal in public! 💀 One second you're innocently checking a server status, and suddenly you're the main character in "CSI: Cyber" to everyone around you! The sheer AUDACITY of these non-tech mortals to think that black screens with colorful text equals "hacking the mainframe" or whatever they think we do! Meanwhile you're just desperately trying to explain that running ls -la is NOT the same as breaking into the Pentagon's secret files! The biblical mob scene at the bottom is SENDING ME! Nothing says "modern tech literacy" like being one command prompt away from the villagers showing up with torches and pitchforks! 🔥

I Am Not A Hacker
Linux Bash Programming
23 days ago 94.6K views 0 shares
I Am Not A Hacker
Nothing screams "elite hacker" to non-tech folks like a black terminal with white text. I've literally had people back away nervously when I'm just checking disk space with df -h . It's like showing a calculator to someone in the 1600s—instant witchcraft trial. Ten years writing enterprise software and people still think I'm breaking into the Pentagon when I'm actually just trying to remember the syntax for tar for the 500th time.

JavaScript Is Java
Javascript Webdev Programming Java Frontend
1 month ago 70.9K views 0 shares
JavaScript Is Java
Academic literature with the precision of a drunk dartboard player. Highlighting "JavaScript (or Java)" as if they're interchangeable? Sure, and a bicycle is just a motorcycle without the engine. This is the same energy as saying "HTML is my favorite programming language" at a developer conference and watching the room collectively twitch. The relationship between Java and JavaScript is approximately the same as that between car and carpet - they share four letters and absolutely nothing else. Next chapter: "Python - a reptile that writes code."

Java Is To JavaScript As Car Is To Carpet
Java Webdev Javascript Programming
1 month ago 90.8K views 0 shares
Java Is To JavaScript As Car Is To Carpet
The meme brutally murders the misconception that Java and JavaScript are related just because they share "Java" in their names. It's like assuming cars and carpets are related because they both start with "car." The naming similarity is purely coincidental—JavaScript was named during the peak of Java's popularity as a marketing gimmick. One's a compiled, statically-typed language that runs on a virtual machine; the other's an interpreted, dynamically-typed language that powers the web. Different ancestors, different purposes, different ecosystems. Next up: explaining why hamburgers contain no ham.