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The Friday Deploy And Goodbye
Devops Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 84.8K views 0 shares
The Friday Deploy And Goodbye
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of pushing code on Friday! 💅 That smiling face walking away from the NUCLEAR EXPLOSION that is the production server?! That's the face of someone who just dropped a ticking time bomb and is now skipping off to weekend margaritas while the on-call team's phones MELT INTO OBLIVION! It's the ultimate "not my problem anymore" energy that only comes from either COMPLETE PSYCHOPATHY or your literal last day at the company. The production server is basically SCREAMING IN AGONY while this monster casually strolls away like they didn't just commit a war crime against DevOps!

Keeps Those Laptop Temps Down
Hardware
2 months ago 87.6K views 0 shares
Keeps Those Laptop Temps Down
When your gaming laptop hits 90°C and the warranty doesn't cover "acts of stupidity." That moment when you've tried everything—closing Chrome tabs, elevating the laptop, praying to the silicon gods—and then you remember that ancient cooling technique from the Paleolithic era. Sure, squirting water directly onto electronics is basically baptizing your motherboard into the church of permanent damage, but hey, at least you'll have those 3 seconds of reduced temperature before the smoke signals start!

The Digital Disaster Artist
Devops AI Security Microsoft Programming
4 months ago 185.7K views 0 shares
The Digital Disaster Artist
When your resume is just a list of tech companies that imploded right after you left. Nothing suspicious here, folks. Just a trail of digital catastrophes following this person like a shadow. Netflix sports streaming that doesn't exist yet, CrowdStrike's Windows update disaster, Google's Gemini historical figure fiasco, Silicon Valley Bank collapse, and FTX's crypto meltdown. Hiring managers will definitely not notice this pattern of working at companies right before they face existential crises. Solid career strategy - join, collect paycheck, abandon ship, repeat.