Zero Days Since Power Supply Sacrifice

Ah, the PC gaming resolution hierarchy in its natural habitat. Your 1080p/2K setup? Just treading water. 4K? Drowning but still visible. But those fancy 8K, 16K, and sub-1080p resolutions? Straight to the bottom of the ocean, sitting on a chair like they've accepted their fate. Your $3000 graphics card rendering games at resolutions your human eyeballs can't even appreciate is the definition of overkill. Meanwhile, the guy still gaming at 720p is probably the one actually enjoying the game instead of tweaking settings for three hours.

The networking equivalent of "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas." Instead of adopting IPv6 with its 340 undecillion addresses, let's just cram 200 million people behind one IPv4 address and call it "Continental Grade NAT." That rat's nest of cables is probably the debugging interface. $10M per year to maintain this monstrosity when we could just... use IPv6. But sure, let's keep the IPv4 zombie shuffling along until 2030. Network engineers everywhere just died a little inside.

When the IT department says they're "working VERY HARD" on your ticket, but really it's just two kittens playing inside your computer! 😂 This is what happens when you hire junior devs straight out of coding bootcamp! They're cute but have absolutely no idea what they're doing—just pawing at random components and hoping something works! The best part? Your "critical system failure" is now a "catastrophic" one! At least when they break something, you can't even be mad about it!

Ah, the eternal GPU rivalry immortalized in muscular arm form! Since 2013, NVIDIA and AMD have been locked in this sweaty, vein-popping handshake of technological one-upmanship. The only thing more impressive than these bulging biceps is how both companies continue convincing gamers they absolutely need that extra VRAM for... *checks notes*... slightly better shadow rendering in games they'll never actually finish playing. Meanwhile, everyone's bank account is in the corner doing the opposite of flexing. The real winner? Electricity companies watching your power bill after running these heat-generating beasts.

Back in the 60s, programmers were literally PUNCHING CODE into cards by hand! 🤯 The person in the image is holding up punch cards with the caption "COMPILERS TOOK MY JOB" - it's basically the original "robots are stealing our jobs" but for coding! Before compilers existed, humans had to manually convert code into machine-readable formats. Then BAM! Compilers showed up and were like "I got this" and an entire profession vanished faster than free pizza at a hackathon! Those punch card operators never saw it coming!

When your legacy server keeps crashing but you're out of technical solutions so you install a religious icon as a CPU heatsink. That machine's been running for 7 years straight now, and nobody dares to update it. The icon isn't covering anything important anyway, right? RIGHT? The sacred art of hardware debugging—where divine intervention meets thermal management. Beats having to explain to management why you need a budget for new equipment.