From We Are Developers Congress

Oh look, someone's flexing their entire 8 sticks of DDR3 RAM while Sam Altman is out here complaining that there's not enough compute in the universe to train GPT-5. The irony is chef's kiss—OpenAI is burning through billions of dollars worth of server farms with HBM memory that costs more than a small country's GDP, and here's our hero offering what's essentially pocket change in the AI world. It's like offering a glass of water to someone trying to fill an ocean. Sam needs exabytes of VRAM across thousands of H100 GPUs, but sure, those 64GB of consumer RAM will definitely solve the compute shortage. Thanks for your generous contribution to the AI revolution, I'm sure OpenAI will send you a thank-you card any day now.

So we're optimizing LLM token consumption now by... using external stylesheets? The same practice we've been preaching since 2005? Incredible. The AI era has brought us full circle to basic web development best practices, except now the justification is "save tokens" instead of "save bandwidth." The beauty here is watching people discover that separating concerns actually has benefits beyond making your code maintainable. Who knew that not dumping 20 lines of CSS into every prompt would reduce token usage? Next you'll tell me that minifying code and using compression also helps. The real galaxy brain move is training the LLM to reference external CSS so it "never outputs CSS again." Because nothing says efficiency like teaching an AI to avoid generating something it's perfectly capable of generating. It's like hiring a chef and then telling them to never cook vegetables because you bought them pre-cut.

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Browser vendors these days are in an abusive relationship with their users. One hand choking you with "VC FUNDED INNOVATION" (aka whatever shiny feature will please investors), while the other smacks you with "USELESS AI FEATURE" nobody asked for. Meanwhile, poor Chromium is just sitting there as the foundation that actually makes everything work. The modern browser experience in a nutshell: "Here's your RAM-devouring browser with 57 AI assistants that can't figure out how to load a simple webpage without crashing!"

Getting that baby started on backpropagation before they can even propagate backward out of the room. Gotta secure that AI engineering job by age 3. The kid's already debugging neural network architectures while the rest of us are still trying to center a div. In 20 years they'll be creating sentient AI while we're still arguing about tabs vs spaces.

Remember when ChatGPT dropped and we all felt like gods? Just ask it anything and boom, instant code. It was like discovering fire for the first time. Fast forward to 2026 and now you're juggling Copilot, Gemini, Claude, and probably three other AI assistants you forgot you signed up for. Each one has its own quirks, strengths, and ways of misunderstanding your prompts. You've gone from "wow, AI writes code for me!" to becoming a full-time AI wrangler, managing multiple subscriptions and remembering which assistant is better at what. The joy has been replaced by the exhaustion of choice paralysis and prompt engineering across multiple platforms. Welcome to the future, where you need AI to help you manage your AI tools.