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Edsger Dijkstra, the legendary computer scientist who gave us shortest path algorithms and structured programming, wasn't exactly known for holding back his opinions. The man literally wrote essays with titles like "Go To Statement Considered Harmful" – subtlety wasn't his thing. Here he's taking a flamethrower to OOP while simultaneously roasting California in one elegant sentence. The California dig is chef's kiss – implying that only the land of tech startups, venture capital, and questionable wellness trends could birth something as "misguided" as object-oriented programming. Dijkstra preferred mathematical elegance and formal methods. To him, OOP was like watching someone solve a calculus problem with crayons. The functional programming crowd still quotes this like scripture whenever someone mentions inheritance hierarchies or the Singleton pattern. Plot twist: OOP went on to dominate the industry for decades. Sometimes even legendary computer scientists can't predict what'll stick. But hey, at least we got a sick burn out of it.

jQuery is basically the ex that everyone still brings up at parties. Once the king of DOM manipulation and AJAX calls, jQuery made web development bearable back when Internet Explorer 6 was still haunting our nightmares. But now? It's buried six feet under, replaced by modern frameworks like React, Vue, and vanilla JavaScript that can actually do what jQuery did natively. The thing is, we can't stop talking about it. Every "modern web dev" discussion somehow circles back to "remember when we needed jQuery for everything?" It's like that one friend from high school who peaked early—we've all moved on, but the memories (and the legacy codebases) remain. Somewhere out there, a dusty WordPress site is still running jQuery 1.4.2, and honestly? It's probably fine.

Forget fancy cars or six-pack abs—in 2024, nothing gets whispered about at parties like excessive amounts of RAM. With DDR5 prices reaching "second mortgage" territory, having 128GB in your rig isn't just a technical flex—it's basically the tech equivalent of owning a yacht. The real irony? Most people with that much RAM are just running Chrome with 3 tabs open and Discord. Money well spent!

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