No But Yes: The Unspoken Curriculum Of CS Degrees

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No But Yes: The Unspoken Curriculum Of CS Degrees

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The career counselor never mentioned this path on the CS degree flowchart! Silicon Valley's dating scene has become its own bizarre ecosystem where tech stereotypes and cultural fetishization collide in a perfect storm of awkwardness. The real technical interview is explaining to your parents why you moved 3,000 miles away to become part of this strange sociological experiment. Meanwhile, the actual coding is just what happens between happy hours where everyone pretends to care about "disrupting" something.

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