The Real Creator vs. The RGB Warrior

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The Real Creator vs. The RGB Warrior

linux-memes, git-memes, developer-setup-memes, rgb-memes, coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The duality of dev life on full display. Top: Linus Torvalds, who revolutionized computing with a simple standing desk, basic setup, and pure genius. Bottom: Your average YouTube "coding expert" with a NASA mission control center who can barely center a div. Proof that RGB lighting is inversely proportional to actual programming skills. The universe's most reliable metric: the more humble the setup, the more terrifying the code.

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