Average High-Salaried Programmer

Tech salary Programmer lifestyle Battlestation Work-life balance Priorities Gaming-setup Ergonomics Minimalism Tech bros Developer life

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Average High-Salaried Programmer

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Ah yes, the duality of tech compensation. Six-figure salary, sleeps on cardboard. The fancy ergonomic chair and RGB gaming PC suggest this dev can afford nice things... just not silly luxuries like "beds" or "plastered walls." Priorities straight as a binary digit. All money goes to the battlestation while living in what appears to be an abandoned storage closet. The true programmer lifestyle - where your computer has better living conditions than you do.

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