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Julia Turc just opened Pandora's box by asking for a name for "not-vibe-coding" and the dev community delivered. The suggestions range from "boomer coding" (when you actually read documentation), "chewgy coding" (painfully outdated but somehow still works), "trad coding" (traditional, no frameworks, just suffering), to the absolute winner: "Coding with capital C" - you know, the kind where you actually plan things out, write tests, and don't just YOLO your way through production. But Gabor Varadi swoops in with the nuclear option: just call it "software engineering" in quotes. The air quotes do all the heavy lifting here - implying that what we call "vibe coding" is... well... not exactly engineering. It's the programming equivalent of "I'm not like other coders, I actually care about architecture and maintainability." The beautiful irony? Most of us toggle between vibe coding at 2 AM ("this will definitely work") and capital-C Coding during code reviews ("who wrote this garbage? Oh wait, that was me").

That special moment of existential dread when you realize your "complex bug" was just you forgetting to hit the compile button. Eight hours of your life, gone. Staring at error messages that don't exist. Questioning your career choices. Contemplating a new life as a goat farmer. And all because your sleep-deprived brain forgot to perform the most basic step in the development process. The compiler wasn't even given a chance to judge your code—it was just sitting there, waiting for you to press a button. Pure genius.

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