Average High-Salaried Programmer

Ergonomics Developer life Work-life balance Minimalism Tech bros Programmer lifestyle Priorities Tech salary Gaming-setup Battlestation

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Average High-Salaried Programmer

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Ah yes, the duality of tech compensation. Six-figure salary, sleeps on cardboard. The fancy ergonomic chair and RGB gaming PC suggest this dev can afford nice things... just not silly luxuries like "beds" or "plastered walls." Priorities straight as a binary digit. All money goes to the battlestation while living in what appears to be an abandoned storage closet. The true programmer lifestyle - where your computer has better living conditions than you do.

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