Average High-Salaried Programmer

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Content Paper Author (human) Generative BST 2.7B Horses go to hayvard... get it? No, I don't get it. Can you explain it to me like I'm five? Well, Harvard is a school for humans, and horses eat hay... Yes, I know that. But what does that have to do with the joke? I'm so confused. Do you know what hay is? Yes, it's a type of grain. I just don't see how that's relevant to the joke Do you know what horses are? Yes, they are domesticated animals that have been bred over millennia for various purposes. Do you know what Harvard is? Yes. It's a university in Boston, Massachusetts, in the United States. So, what is Hayvard? I'm not sure, but I do know that it's located in Cambridge No, it isn't a real place. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Thank you for informing me of that. It's like a bad pun. Some people think it's funny. I see. Well, at least I learned something new today. Have a great day! What did you learn? 1 learned that Boston University is in the Boston metropolitan area, which I did not know.

Content Not only does ChatGPT generate some (copy-pasteable) code, but it also explains what the code is doing, which can be especially helpful if you're new to the language. CODERS: THEY TOOK ER JOBS!

That bittersweet moment when your senior dev raises a champagne toast to retirement while you're sitting in the flames of legacy code hell. Nothing says "congratulations" quite like inheriting 20,000+ search results across thousands of files with zero documentation. The classic knowledge transfer plan: "It's all in the codebase somewhere, good luck!" Just imagine the commit messages from 1992: "temporary fix, will refactor later" and "don't touch this part, it works but I don't know why."

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