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Who Cares About Time Complexity

computer science algorithms bad code Code horror Time-complexity Hacky-solutions String manipulation Roman numerals Unary notation

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1 year ago 415,463 views 0 shares

Who Cares About Time Complexity

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💀 THE AUDACITY of this code! Converting Roman numerals by replacing each symbol with its equivalent in unary notation and then just returning the string length?! This is like solving a math problem by drawing stick figures and counting them. The algorithm's time complexity is the LEAST of our concerns when someone's out here committing war crimes against computer science. Somewhere, a CS professor just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why.

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