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Every Big Company's Development Philosophy

Every Big Company's Development Philosophy
Corporate logic at its finest! Why use battle-tested, free open source solutions when you can burn six months reinventing the wheel with extra bugs? Nothing says "enterprise quality" like rejecting perfectly good code because it wasn't invented here. The best part? When it inevitably fails, they'll hire consultants to implement the open source solution they rejected in the first place. Bonus points if they call it a "proprietary custom solution" in the shareholder meeting! ๐Ÿ’ธ

Prompt Developers: The Christmas Identity Crisis

Prompt Developers: The Christmas Identity Crisis
When you're the only traditional coder at the family Christmas and your relatives finally understand what you've been trying to tell them for months! The kid is literally every "real programmer" opening their shiny new AI course gift only to discover the harsh truth. Meanwhile, the prompt-writing relatives are cackling because they've been making six figures by typing "make me a website that looks good" into ChatGPT while you're still debugging semicolons at 3 AM. The ultimate coding identity crisis of our generation!

Monday Morning Vibes

Monday Morning Vibes
The eternal paradox of debugging! Your code is a complete mystery - absolutely zero logic to why it's failing. Yet somehow you're STILL obsessed with fixing it! ๐Ÿ” Nothing screams "Monday morning" like staring at error messages that might as well be written in hieroglyphics while your team lead asks for updates. The code makes absolutely no sense, defies all programming logic, and yet... you can't stop thinking about it. That sweet dopamine hit when you finally fix the bug is worth all the suffering! It's like a toxic relationship with your codebase - "I hate you but I can't quit you!" ๐Ÿ’ปโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ