The perfect definition doesn't exi--
Welcome to the twilight zone of software development, where you've read 37 Stack Overflow posts, watched 14 YouTube tutorials, and somehow your code still fails spectacularly for reasons beyond mortal comprehension.
That magical moment when you remove a semicolon and suddenly everything works? Pure sorcery. The next day you'll add that same semicolon back because now the code doesn't work without it.
Computer science degrees should come with a free therapy session voucher. "Nothing works and we don't know why" isn't just a punchline—it's our daily standup meeting.