The Ultimate Reverse Interview Technique

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The eternal struggle of developers trying to help non-tech friends with their computers. You innocently type "npm install" to set up a cool project, and suddenly you're being accused of cyber espionage by someone who thinks command line = hacking. Nothing says "I'm a dangerous computer criminal" quite like installing a React todo app. The best part? Explaining that npm stands for "Node Package Manager" only makes you sound even more suspicious. Next time just tell them you're "downloading more RAM" – they'll believe that.

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When AWS says AI is writing 75% of their production code, but then your critical system crashes and "Claude" responds with Elmo surrounded by hellfire. Future of tech, folks! Welcome to 2025 where we've replaced human panic with algorithmic chaos. The best part? The AI doesn't even have the decency to lie and say "we're looking into it" – just enthusiastic agreement while everything burns. Guess this is what happens when your debugging process is just vibing with the void.

Why fix your spaghetti code when you can just demand players buy a $3000 gaming rig instead? Modern game development in a nutshell: "Can't run our unoptimized mess? Sounds like a YOU problem." Nothing says professional game design quite like shifting the burden of performance from talented developers to consumer hardware. Who needs efficient algorithms when you can just require 32GB RAM and the latest GPU that costs more than a used car?