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WinRAR out here living rent-free in everyone's computers for DECADES with that "please purchase a license" popup that has literally never stopped anyone from using it. The audacity! The software equivalent of a polite Canadian asking you to pay while holding the door open for you regardless of your answer. It's been 30 years and WinRAR is still just... suggesting... that maybe... if you're not too busy... you could perhaps consider buying it? Meanwhile we're all clicking "close" faster than dismissing cookie popups. Honestly, the most wholesome piracy relationship in tech history. WinRAR deserves a medal for being the chillest software company ever.

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