Software engineers Memes

Corporate training modules: the final boss of workplace tedium. First panel shows the truth—they're outdated, ineffective digital zombies that HR unleashes upon us. Second panel reveals the grim reality—we've all morphed into those expressionless NPCs, mindlessly announcing "completion" just to make them go away. The transformation is complete when you realize you've spent 4 hours clicking through a security training that could've been a single email saying "don't use 'password123'." The greatest fiction in software engineering isn't AI consciousness—it's pretending anyone actually learns from these things.

The savage burn that hit every male developer right in the compiler! 🔥 According to this tweet, the solution to gender diversity in tech isn't fancy recruitment programs or inclusive workplaces—it's just plastic surgery for us dudes. Ouch. As someone who's debugged code at 4am with nothing but coffee and despair, I can confirm my webcam has mysteriously "stopped working" during many morning standups. Maybe she's onto something? My terminal might be dark mode, but my future in tech just got darker.