Are We This Ugly?

The corporate tech meeting from hell. Two folks suggest superficial fixes like "color theory" and "enhanced GUI" while the third person—clearly the only one who's ever shipped anything—dares to suggest maybe, just maybe, the team needs actual time to innovate instead of endless sprints. Of course, he gets thrown out the window. Because in tech, suggesting we slow down and build something good is basically treason. Six years in the industry and I've never once seen a PM say "you know what, let's take a sprint off and fix our technical debt." Nope, just keep sprinting until your knees give out!

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Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksiell! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

The semicolon - that tiny punctuation mark that turns a broken compiler into a working program. First-year CS students are blissfully unaware that their code won't run because they forgot a semicolon, while simultaneously not understanding why adding one magically fixes everything. The best part? They'll spend 3 hours debugging only to find they're missing a single character that experienced devs spot in 0.2 seconds. Welcome to programming, kids - where your entire project can fail because you didn't end a line with a winky eye!

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