Are We This Ugly?

Content Recruiter: Hello, have an amazing Junior Level opportunity for you, are you interested Me: Yes, tell me more! Recruiter: Okay, this position requires 5 years of experience... IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

Ever opened a minified JavaScript file and watched your editor have a seizure? That's the top panel – text editors absolutely losing their minds when they encounter 20 million characters crammed into one unholy line. But 20 million separate lines? No problem! Text editors handle that with a smile, like they're saying "this is fine" while secretly burning your CPU cycles. After 15 years of development, we've perfected everything except making editors that don't choke on production code. The irony is just *chef's kiss*.

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Oh. My. GOD. Shutdown a laptop? What is this blasphemy?! The sheer AUDACITY of normal people thinking programmers ever turn off our precious machines! 💻 Our laptops aren't just devices—they're life support systems running 47 Docker containers, 18 VS Code windows, and that one Stack Overflow tab from 2019 we're CONVINCED we'll need someday! Shutdown? Please! We just close the lid and pray it survives another night in sleep mode. Our uptime isn't measured in hours—it's measured in VERSIONS OF CHROME THAT HAVE COME AND GONE since our last reboot! 🔥

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Ah, the classic SQL injection hack in job interview form. Guy answers "What's your name?" with something like Robert'); DROP TABLE Candidates; -- and the system just executes it, marking him as hired. The interviewer's confused face in the last panel is priceless. The sad part? After 20 years of SQL injection being a known vulnerability, I still find production code vulnerable to this exact attack every other Tuesday. Congrats on the job though, I guess your first task will be fixing their security.