Are We This Ugly?

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Content Tweet One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy we're looking for a junior developer with the experience of a senior developer for the salary of an intern 10:46 PM 10 Jun 18 ili View Tweet activity 44 Retweets 198 Likes 17 8

Content Just booted up my windows pc only to find out that Melinda Gates has already taken her half.

Content v British Python devs be like "that's a constructor, init ?" 2:08 AM 11 Feb 21 Twitter Web App 360 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 3,260 Likes

Content A programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said "while you're out, buy some milk" and he never came home.

The ultimate dad joke meets developer obsession! Imagine being so devoted to JavaScript Object Notation that you literally name your flesh and blood after it. The kid's college application is probably going to be perfectly structured with nested properties and no trailing commas. His first words weren't "mama" or "dada" but "{" and "}". The real question is whether his middle name is "Parse" so when he gets in trouble they can yell "JSON.Parse Error!" Siblings XML and YAML are definitely feeling jealous right now.