Whatareyougonnado

Ah yes, the peak of developer romance - naming a Git branch after your crush. While musicians get to immortalize their muses in heartfelt ballads, we programmers are stuck with feature/sarah-reminded-me-to-fix-this-bug. Nothing says "I'm thinking about you" quite like burying someone's name in a temporary code branch that'll be merged and forgotten faster than that relationship will last. The true poetry of our time is clearly found in pull request comments.