Taliban Bans Windows

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8 months ago 182,886 views 0 shares

Taliban Bans Windows

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Finally, a political decision Linux users can get behind! The headline "Taliban bans windows" is playing on the double meaning of "windows" - the physical openings in buildings versus Microsoft Windows operating system. Linux fanatics have been waging their own holy war against Windows for decades, so this headline hits that sweet spot of tech tribalism. Next headline: "Taliban mandates command line interfaces only" and watch the Arch users celebrate.

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