C Level Executive Decisions

Content Scott Shapiro scottishapiro Using Python's machine learning library, I whipped up a quick election model. I ran the model 40,000 times, and in each simulation, the string "hello world!" printed on the screen and nothing else. 5:01 28 Oct 20 Twitter Web App Proarammerhumor.ic

Content Why does Python live on land? Because it's above C-level.

Look at this peak coding efficiency! Why bother with basic arithmetic when you can just outsource addition to ChatGPT? Sure, a simple a + b would work, but where's the fun in that? This is what happens when you've got a $20/month ChatGPT subscription and absolutely need to justify it by using it for literally everything—including adding 5 and 3. The irony of burning through tokens and API calls to calculate what a 5-year-old could do on their fingers is just *chef's kiss*. Next up: using DALL-E to generate images of numbers because Math.random() is too mainstream.

Content You're a programmer You can code in python You can code in binary You can fix printers too

Content Me wants to become a Data Scientist Bad at Math made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this developer! 😱 Asked to create a complex spiral algorithm and instead just hardcoded the entire output as a visual grid?! This is the programming equivalent of being asked to cook a gourmet meal and just ordering takeout, arranging it on fancy plates, and yelling "VOILÀ!" 💅 The best part? IT WORKS. The person even thanked them! This is peak chaotic energy that would make any CS professor spontaneously combust. Work smarter not harder, honey! Sometimes the box IS the solution! 👑