C Level Executive Decisions

The student wrote that the length of "Monday" is 24 hours, and honestly, they're onto something. Technically wrong in programming (it should be 6 characters), but philosophically correct for anyone who's survived a Monday in the tech industry. That first day back to seeing 300+ GitHub notifications and Slack messages feels exactly like it's 24 hours long. The teacher marked it wrong, but they've clearly never deployed code on a Friday and spent their Monday fixing the aftermath.

Content 6 Answers order by votes 27 No, C doesn't have classes. That said, there are ways of simulating object-oriented programming in C - a quick Google search should yield some useful results. Share Improve this answer Follow Stuart Golodetz 19.1k 3 45 79 answered Apr 25 '12 at 12:43 edited Feb 4 '20 at 19:00 I would say there's no class keyword in C but you can still have classes. - Andreas Brick Apr 25 '12 at 12:44 72 "a quick Google search should yield some useful results" is not a sentence that should appear on stackoverflow. - naught101 Apr 21 '19 at 10:49 20 I found this answer via Google and, following your advice, I am now stuck in an infinite loop. - Michael P. Bazos May 8 '20 at 11:31 Add a comment

Programmer 1: *writes simple ternary operator to check if a number is odd or even* Random person: "gator hugger" Programmer 2: "That's JS's ternary operator, python works differently." Programmer 1: *creates unholy abomination that calls JavaScript from Python just to use a ternary operator* This is the equivalent of driving to another country because you prefer their traffic lights. Modern programming is just finding increasingly complex ways to avoid learning syntax differences.

Ah, the classic D&D alignment chart but for programming languages. C++ is the lawful paladin who follows strict rules but will absolutely destroy you with pointer errors when you least expect it. Python sits in neutral good territory – friendly enough but secretly judges you for not using proper indentation. And then there's Perl, the chaotic good wizard who can solve your problem with a one-liner that looks like someone headbutted the keyboard. The middle row is where the shell scripting languages live in various states of neutrality. BASIC exists in true neutral because it's too old to care anymore. The bottom row is where programmers' souls go to die. Assembly is lawful evil because it makes you do everything yourself, but at least it's honest about it. And MALBOLGE? Named after the eighth circle of hell in Dante's Inferno for a reason. It was literally designed to be as difficult as possible to use. Notably absent: JavaScript, which would need its own category somewhere between "chaotic evil" and "eldritch horror beyond human comprehension."

Behold the BATHROOM EVANGELISM phenomenon! 🚽 Two programmers meet at urinals, and within 0.3 SECONDS the Python dev simply CANNOT HELP HIMSELF from preaching the gospel of indentation! The recruitment tactics are getting more invasive than popup ads on sketchy websites! Next they'll be sliding pamphlets about list comprehensions under bathroom stalls! The Python cult recruitment strategy: catch 'em with their pants down when they can't escape the conversation! Diabolical brilliance!

Parental controls flagging PHP learning as "forbidden knowledge" is the most unintentionally accurate thing ever. Good parenting right there - protecting innocent children from the psychological trauma of learning PHP. Next thing you know they'll be searching for "how to center a div" and we'll have to stage an intervention. The real restricted content warning should be "This language might make you question your career choices."