C Level Executive Decisions

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Content Tired of failing Data Science interviews for being a real Statistician, and not a CS tryhard Google 50 Yesterday Q 46 Comments I am a Statistician. I have a grad degree in Stats. Not a grad degree in Analytics or Physics or Computer Science, a grad degree in Stats. Biostats, Operations Research, and Econometrics are cool though. I build models properly. If you don't have a grad degree in Stats, your models suck. No two ways about it. There are dozens of things you don't know to test and control for, and your model is wildly inaccurate. Outside of CV and NLP, you are an absolute joke. You're a SWE? Good for you. But, that's a completely different skillset with little overlap. Akin to a Pharmacist performing surgery. I go to interviews with 'top' companies and get rejected for giving an answer that is too right. I explain it perfectly vs its alternatives and give all of the context needed. Then some SWE pretending to be a Statistician fails me because they don't know what I'm talking about, they want a crappy DL model because they don't have a clue. Apple, Facebook, Netflix, Amazon, Linked OpenAl, etc. All have failed me in DS interviews despite perfect performances. All filled with CS tryhards. Even the HFTs are infested with CS dweebs who don't have a clue about DS. Sigma was asking me SWE questions in a Quant interview ffs. Google is my only option, there is nowhere else for me to go to be a real Statistician, believe me I've tried. Sucks knowing when you hit your ceiling and there is no alternative. Half of the Google DSs are now a joke too, have weaseled their way into convincing morons that they know what they are talking about. Sadly, these are the ones that politic into management and hire those of their ilk into the ranks in order to build their empires.

The unholy inscription on the One Ring is actually just a regex pattern. Gandalf spent 60 years researching it not because of dark magic, but because he couldn't remember if \w includes underscores or not. Every developer who's stared at a regex pattern for more than 10 minutes eventually starts muttering "precious" and crawling around in server rooms.

Content IT Alignments Lawful Good Makes a ticket for you before working on your issue. Neutral Good Fixes it for you, but asks you to make a ticket afterward for tracking purposes Chaotic Good Fixes it for you with NO TRACKING AT ALL Lawful Neutral Refuses to work on your issue without a ticket. To do otherwise would be anarchy. Neutral Fixes all issues in the order they came in regardiess of pressure or bribery. Your emergency is not IT's emergency. Chaotic Neutral Fixes it for you if you bring in a good bribe, like bacon or cookie. Lawful Evil Forces you to make a ticket and then asks you to justify why your issue is more important than every other ticket. V Neutral Evil May or may not fix your issue, since obviously the real problem here is you, not your computer. Chaotic Evil Fixes your issue quickly and cheerfully and then tells the CEO that the servers went down because you were wasting IT's time with your petty problems.

Content Probability of contagion Very High High Medium Low 6 feet Very Low Don't need to learn CC.. Learn pvthon it's the future None

Content He thought printing "Hello World" was one line of code!!! He mad :5:61