Commit It On Your Own

Code review Startups Pull requests Technical debt Software engineering Quality assurance Yolo coding

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8 months ago 308,465 views 1 shares

Commit It On Your Own

code-review-memes, startups-memes, git-memes, pull-requests-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the mythical code review in startup land! While established companies have rigorous PR processes with multiple approvers and nitpicky comments about your variable naming conventions, startups operate in the "move fast and break production" paradigm. Your code gets merged straight to main with zero eyeballs on it because there's no time for pesky quality checks when you're disrupting industries and burning through Series A funding. The best code reviewer you'll get is the exception that crashes the app at 2 AM, forcing you to debug your own spaghetti code while chugging energy drinks. Remember: in startup world, it's not a bug—it's an undocumented feature waiting for the next hotfix!

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