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Content Corey Quinn QuinnyPig: 6h If I do a " git pull' on elastic's Logstash repository, it pulls down 113.16 MiB from GitHub. Fully 66MB of that is a binary WAR file erroneously committed to git in 2013. That's right. Over half of every transfer of that wildly popular repo is a file some moron messed up. 9 19 1751 407 Corey Quinn QuinnyPig Who was that moron? Me. It was entirely me. I just discovered this in a chat with jordansissel. Oopsie. commit e178383d27422d90718ee7436619fb36731fdd82 Author: Corey Quinn coreysequestered.net Date: Sun Feb 24 22:01:42 2013 -0800 Remove large binary because I'm foolish commit fd93322c903a49febe8ad454c9e03a7e86327389 Author: Corey Quinn cquinnsoap.epicquinn.net Date: Sun Feb 24 21:49:32 2013 -0800 Initial packaging work for deb building

The sky is literally smiling upon C programmers! When your language is so fundamental that even Mother Nature pays homage to it. Sure, Python might be trendy and JavaScript might be everywhere, but C? C is where the real magic happens—where memory leaks are a lifestyle choice and pointer arithmetic is considered a recreational activity. The language where you don't just write code; you craft it byte by precious byte. No garbage collection to save you, just pure, unfiltered programming prowess. Why use 10MB of RAM when 10KB will do? C isn't just a language, it's a badge of honor worn by those who've survived segfaults and lived to tell the tale.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of developers to put "save humanity" and "marry tall girl" on the SAME TODO list! 💀 Like honey, you can't even remember to remove those console.log() statements before pushing to production, but sure, SAVING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE is just another ticket in your Jira board. Right next to your anime-inspired romantic fantasies! The true tragedy is that both tasks will sit there for eternity, getting pushed to "next sprint" until the heat death of the universe. Just like that refactoring task from 2019. YOU KNOW THE ONE.

Scientists: "We've created an AI that's consistently wrong." Tech CEOs: "Ship it." And that's how we ended up with chatbots that confidently explain why you should add milk before cereal, virtual assistants that send your grocery list to your ex, and AI that swears your code will work perfectly despite 47 syntax errors. The modern tech industry in a nutshell: if it's broken but profitable, it's a feature not a bug.

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