Priorities In Programming

Variable naming Coding debates Programming culture Bikeshedding Developer arguments Code style Pull requests Productivity Coding standards Team dynamics

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Priorities In Programming

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Spend 4 hours writing actual code? Nah. Spend half the morning arguing whether it should be userData, user_data, or just data? Now we're talking! Nothing derails a productive coding session quite like a heated variable naming debate. The real programming happens in Slack threads and pull request comments where we pretend our naming conventions will somehow make the difference between project success and catastrophic failure. Meanwhile, the actual feature remains unimplemented and the deadline inches closer...

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