Priorities In Programming

Programming culture Coding standards Code style Productivity Variable naming Pull requests Team dynamics Developer arguments Coding debates Bikeshedding

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Priorities In Programming

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Spend 4 hours writing actual code? Nah. Spend half the morning arguing whether it should be userData, user_data, or just data? Now we're talking! Nothing derails a productive coding session quite like a heated variable naming debate. The real programming happens in Slack threads and pull request comments where we pretend our naming conventions will somehow make the difference between project success and catastrophic failure. Meanwhile, the actual feature remains unimplemented and the deadline inches closer...

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