Priorities In Programming

Programming culture Coding standards Code style Productivity Variable naming Pull requests Team dynamics Developer arguments Coding debates Bikeshedding

Programming Agile

2 months ago 193,596 views 0 shares

Priorities In Programming

variable-naming-memes, coding-debates-memes, programming-culture-memes, bikeshedding-memes, developer-arguments-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Spend 4 hours writing actual code? Nah. Spend half the morning arguing whether it should be userData, user_data, or just data? Now we're talking! Nothing derails a productive coding session quite like a heated variable naming debate. The real programming happens in Slack threads and pull request comments where we pretend our naming conventions will somehow make the difference between project success and catastrophic failure. Meanwhile, the actual feature remains unimplemented and the deadline inches closer...

More Like This

Coding You Own Games Is Easier than you think

Programming

4 years ago 33.8K views 0 shares

Coding You Own Games Is Easier than you think | coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content My hopes and dreams of building my own app Sacolago Getting distracted by different tutorfals and courses on Youtube

Legend

Programming

3 years ago 31.6K views 0 shares

Legend | try-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content andaonlinefundraising commented 5 hours ago . Any update on this? :) 10 24 (.) 2 insky commented 5 hours ago Owner O, so sorry. I need more time. Right now my country defending russian invasion, so I'm a little busy now. Hope in few days I'lI return to your problem. Glory to Ukraine! 1033 223 22 9 2156 326 (65 114

Force Push

Programming

1 year ago 30.9K views 0 shares

forcePush | code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I asked my team lead for a code approval, but I know my team lead doesn't work that way. So I force-pushed my code and asked for forgiveness -junior dev

If it works, it works.

Programming

2 years ago 30.5K views 0 shares

If it works, it works. | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content My functioning program TEll else I Ise iT else it else if

Manager Asking Why Ikeep Taking Vacation Time

Programming

1 year ago 30.9K views 0 shares

managerAskingWhyIKeepTakingVacationTime | manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Jan Feb Mar Apr Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Mon Wed Fri Less More

Which Stage Are You In Right Now?

Programming Gamedev

3 months ago 115.7K views 0 shares

Which Stage Are You In Right Now?

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle of indie game developers on Steam in four panels of pure AGONY! 💸 Left side: "WHEN YOU GET PAID" - a glorious Yamaha DX7 synthesizer worth actual money! The notification from Valve is practically DRIPPING with hope: "payment for your share of revenue earned through January 2025" - HALLELUJAH! Time to quit the day job! Right side: The soul-crushing reality - "Valve didn't send payment this month" because you didn't meet the EARTH-SHATTERING threshold of... $100. Your reward? ICE SOUP. Literal frozen water with ice cubes. Bone apple tea, you poor, poor developer! 🥄❄️ The duality of indie dev life is just TOO REAL. One month you're shopping for vintage synthesizers, the next you're wondering if ice cubes count as dinner. The dream never dies, it just gets really, REALLY hungry sometimes!