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The perfect representation of code review karma. First you're all high and mighty, pointing out bugs in someone's date converter. Then you see their conditional statement with zero-indexed months and suddenly you're face-down in shame because your code has the exact same off-by-one errors. The universe has a way of humbling developers right after they get cocky about someone else's bugs. That condition if(MONTH==0&&DAY==0){MONTH=11;DAY=31}; is exactly why we can't have nice things in programming. And also why we drink.

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Content Me, downloading hundreds of megabyes of Python libs to experiment a bit with LLMs Andre Karpathy implements CPI-2 training on CPUp32 Some random dude on TwitterX: Why not use Rust? Ingflip.com

Content I get to mentor the new developer in my office. They select bright mode. Help them set up their IDE. They Select bright mode?