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Oh sweet merciful heavens, the DRAMA of frontend debugging! 😱 One minute you're drowning in a sea of "UNRELIABLE" debugging tools that crash, freeze, or just flat-out LIE to your face... and the next you're desperately clinging to console.log() like it's the last lifeboat on the Titanic! The sheer AUDACITY of modern frameworks promising sophisticated debugging while we're all just cavemen shouting variables into the void! Console.log is the duct tape of web development—primitive, unsophisticated, but THE ONLY THING THAT NEVER BETRAYS YOU when Chrome DevTools decides to have an existential crisis!

Ah, the classic bait-and-switch of tech job descriptions! Squidward's initial excitement at a promising job opportunity immediately deflates when he spots the deal-breaker: "ability to obtain a US government security clearance." For those in the tech world, this is the equivalent of finding out your dream date has a strict "must not have posted anything questionable online ever" policy. Between questionable forum posts, that one time you downloaded something sketchy, or that phase where you thought anarchist manifestos were cool reading material—most developers' internet history is basically a government background check's worst nightmare. The security clearance requirement is basically corporate-speak for "we need someone with the online purity of a newborn baby but the coding skills of a 40-year veteran."

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