Hail To The King

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Hail To The King

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The entire tech industry is just a skyscraper of abstractions built on C. Modern developers happily live in their fancy penthouses of JavaScript frameworks and cloud services, blissfully unaware that some grumpy 70-year-old's pointer arithmetic from 1972 is keeping the lights on. One memory leak in that legacy C code and your Docker container orchestration falls faster than my will to live during a production outage.

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