Hail To The King

The eternal developer cycle: brain dead at 10 AM, staring at your laptop thinking "sleep..." while clutching coffee for dear life. Then 10 PM hits and suddenly your brain is a hyperactive gremlin screaming "WORK!" when you should be winding down. This is why deadlines always get crushed at 2 AM instead of during business hours. Your circadian rhythm is basically middleware that nobody documented properly.

Content WinPAR SWEAR TO ME THAT YOU WILL BUY THE FULL VERSION AND NOT USE THE TRIAL FOREVER I SWEAR WinRAR OKAY

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of R claiming to be good for statistical computing while starting arrays at 1?! 💀 Meanwhile, Matlab users are sitting there with their smug little faces like "Welcome to the dark side, honey." They've been living in this one-indexed NIGHTMARE since the beginning of time! The rest of us zero-indexing purists are LITERALLY SHAKING right now. Starting arrays at 1 is the programming equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza – technically possible but morally questionable!

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Content Phil Lynch PhilipLynchGW my code better start doing what i want it to do instead of what i'm telling it to do 6:21 AM 112720 Twitter Web App

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