Itaint Goes Easyfor Programmers

Someone suggests studying the correlation between kids who started on Mac vs Windows and their problem-solving skills. A user replies they installed Linux at age 12, to which the original poster responds "Autistic children will be discluded from the study for skewing results." The Linux community's self-burn is so radioactive it would trigger a SCRAM at a nuclear plant. Nothing says "I'm technically superior and socially challenged" quite like bragging about compiling your own kernel before puberty.

Ah, the classic "custom sudo password prompts" phase that every Linux user goes through during their chaotic neutral era. This developer replaced their boring password prompt with Monty Python insults, because nothing says "I'm a serious professional" like having your terminal scream "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" when you're just trying to scan a network. Fast forward six months, and now they're staring at their own code wondering if they were possessed or just severely sleep-deprived. The real security feature here is that not even the creator remembers what medieval French taunts they used as the actual password.

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