Seems Like Final Boss Had 2 Health Bars

production Deployment Code quality Bug fixing Works on my machine Environment differences Staging

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Seems Like Final Boss Had 2 Health Bars

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That fleeting moment of victory when you squash a bug on staging, only for it to rise from the dead in production like some kind of zombie apocalypse. Nothing quite matches the soul-crushing realization that your "fix" was just a temporary illusion. The staging environment strikes again with its classic "works on my machine" energy. Production is where dreams go to die and where developers learn that confidence is just hubris waiting to be humbled.

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