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This Is Jehan Pages, The Top Developer Behind Gimp, A Free Open Source Photo Editor. Adobe Executives Hate Jehan. Because Of His Hard Work, Adobe Lost Millions Of Dollars
Linux Programming
19 days ago 349.6K views 7 shares
This Is Jehan Pages, The Top Developer Behind Gimp, A Free Open Source Photo Editor. Adobe Executives Hate Jehan. Because Of His Hard Work, Adobe Lost Millions Of Dollars
Behold the absolute MENACE to Adobe's subscription empire! Here stands Jehan Pages, the legendary developer who dared to make professional-grade photo editing accessible to mere mortals without requiring a monthly blood sacrifice to the Creative Cloud gods. While Adobe executives are out there charging $54.99/month for Photoshop, Jehan's over here maintaining GIMP like "what if people could just... edit photos... for FREE?" The audacity! The betrayal! The absolute CHAOS this man has unleashed upon Adobe's quarterly earnings reports! Sure, GIMP's UI might look like it time-traveled from 2003 and the learning curve is steeper than Mount Everest, but you know what? It costs exactly zero dollars and zero cents. That's the sound of Adobe's CFO crying into their expensive latte. Real talk: Open source heroes like Jehan are the reason we still have choices in software. Mad respect to everyone who contributes to FOSS projects while giant corporations are trying to subscription-ify literally everything we touch.

Next Gen Consoles Be Like
Hardware Gamedev Programming
2 months ago 184.7K views 1 shares
Next Gen Consoles Be Like
Gaming companies: "Our new console does 8K gaming!" Developers opening Photoshop: "No." Marketing promises vs technical reality - the eternal struggle of hardware capabilities versus what software can actually deliver. The Photoshop logo in the corner is the silent admission that those fancy screenshots were, in fact, enhanced.

Computers In 1969 Vs Now
Hardware Windows Programming
8 months ago 249.9K views 3 shares
Computers In 1969 Vs Now
NASA sent humans to the actual moon using computers with 4KB of RAM—roughly the size of a modern email signature. Meanwhile, your beast of a machine with an RTX card and 16GB of RAM crashes because you dared to open a second Chrome tab while Photoshop was running. The digital equivalent of a Ferrari that stalls when you turn on the radio. Progress?

The Divine Right Of Piracy
Webdev Programming Frontend
8 months ago 220.6K views 0 shares
The Divine Right Of Piracy
Ah, the subscription model. Adobe's prices are so high they've single-handedly funded more piracy than a Caribbean rum festival. When your monthly Photoshop fee costs more than your car payment, suddenly that torrent site doesn't seem so sketchy. The best DRM protection Adobe ever created was making their software too expensive for anyone to afford legitimately. Fun fact: Adobe's subscription model was actually designed by the same person who invented printer ink pricing - Satan.

The Sacred PSD Rant
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend
10 months ago 180.0K views 0 shares
The Sacred PSD Rant
The legendary PSD rant—a sacred text among developers who've battled Adobe's Photoshop format. This poor soul's descent into madness is documented with surgical precision, from comparing PSD to a format so bad it would insult JPEG to fantasizing about launching specs into the sun. The comment escalates from professional frustration to cosmic vengeance with the eloquence of someone who's clearly spent too many nights debugging inconsistent byte alignments. It's basically the developer equivalent of a villain origin story.