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Computers In 1969 Vs Now

Computers In 1969 Vs Now
NASA sent humans to the actual moon using computers with 4KB of RAM—roughly the size of a modern email signature. Meanwhile, your beast of a machine with an RTX card and 16GB of RAM crashes because you dared to open a second Chrome tab while Photoshop was running. The digital equivalent of a Ferrari that stalls when you turn on the radio. Progress?

The Divine Right Of Piracy

The Divine Right Of Piracy
Ah, the subscription model. Adobe's prices are so high they've single-handedly funded more piracy than a Caribbean rum festival. When your monthly Photoshop fee costs more than your car payment, suddenly that torrent site doesn't seem so sketchy. The best DRM protection Adobe ever created was making their software too expensive for anyone to afford legitimately. Fun fact: Adobe's subscription model was actually designed by the same person who invented printer ink pricing - Satan.

The Sacred PSD Rant

The Sacred PSD Rant
The legendary PSD rant—a sacred text among developers who've battled Adobe's Photoshop format. This poor soul's descent into madness is documented with surgical precision, from comparing PSD to a format so bad it would insult JPEG to fantasizing about launching specs into the sun. The comment escalates from professional frustration to cosmic vengeance with the eloquence of someone who's clearly spent too many nights debugging inconsistent byte alignments. It's basically the developer equivalent of a villain origin story.