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Scroll Wheel As A Service
Hardware Programming
1 hour ago 12.1K views 0 shares
Scroll Wheel As A Service
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of tech companies these days! 💸 First they sliced software into subscription models, then they came for our cloud storage, and now they want us to PAY for SCROLL WHEEL privileges?! What's next? A monthly fee to use the spacebar?! $4.99 to unlock the letter 'e' on your keyboard?! I'm literally DYING at the thought of some exec in a boardroom going "You know what would make our shareholders happy? Charging people to move their cursor up and down!" The subscription apocalypse has officially reached its final form, folks. Next time you scroll through Stack Overflow looking for that semicolon error fix, just remember - that flick of your finger might soon cost more than your Netflix subscription! 🙃

Logitech Customer Support Conversations Get A Little Bit Too Real
Hardware Debugging
1 month ago 59.9K views 0 shares
Logitech Customer Support Conversations Get A Little Bit Too Real
Oh. My. GOD. The existential CRISIS of tech support in its purest form! 😱 Support rep Sanjay is out here trying to be a THERAPIST while this poor soul is having a complete meltdown over a malfunctioning mouse. "Nothing helped I'm afraid" isn't just about the mouse anymore—it's about LIFE, people! And then Sanjay with the philosophical "May I know why you are afraid?" like he's ready to dive into the customer's childhood trauma. HONEY, THE MOUSE IS THE LEAST OF THEIR PROBLEMS NOW! The customer's deadpan "it's a figure of speech" response is the tech support equivalent of "Sir, this is a Wendy's." Pure comedy GOLD in the trenches of hardware support hell!

The Cursor's Greatest Betrayal
Frontend Webdev Programming
1 month ago 81.4K views 0 shares
The Cursor's Greatest Betrayal
OH MY GODDD! The cursor is NOT ALIGNED with the actual clickable area! 😱 The red lines expose this TRAVESTY of UI design that's been haunting us since the dawn of computing! Your mouse is clicking on a LIE! A COMPLETE FABRICATION! The pointer's tip doesn't match where it actually registers clicks, and now you'll notice this digital deception EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you use your computer. Sweet dreams trying to unsee THAT nightmare! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

The Ultimate File Transfer Protocol
Networking Hardware Windows
1 month ago 79.9K views 0 shares
The Ultimate File Transfer Protocol
Who needs SCP, rsync, or network shares when you can just physically relocate your mouse? The beauty of this solution is its elegant simplicity - no need to worry about permissions, firewall rules, or connection timeouts. Just unplug and go. It's the networking equivalent of solving traffic by removing all the roads. Works 60% of the time, every time.

When Your Silent Mouse Still Screams To JavaScript
Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend
2 months ago 101.9K views 0 shares
When Your Silent Mouse Still Screams To JavaScript
Spent $89 on that ultra-silent ergonomic mouse only for JavaScript to expose your every click like an overeager surveillance system. The addEventListener('click') doesn't care about your "silent" hardware—it's catching those clicks regardless of how much you paid for that fancy no-sound mouse. The DOM sees all, hears all. Your attempts at stealth clicking during midnight coding sessions? Completely irrelevant to the event propagation system that powers the web.