When Your Silent Mouse Still Screams To JavaScript

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When Your Silent Mouse Still Screams To JavaScript

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Spent $89 on that ultra-silent ergonomic mouse only for JavaScript to expose your every click like an overeager surveillance system. The addEventListener('click') doesn't care about your "silent" hardware—it's catching those clicks regardless of how much you paid for that fancy no-sound mouse. The DOM sees all, hears all. Your attempts at stealth clicking during midnight coding sessions? Completely irrelevant to the event propagation system that powers the web.

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