When Your Silent Mouse Still Screams To JavaScript

Ah yes, the sacred GitHub portfolio tour. "And here's my revolutionary weather app that checks if it's raining... and over here, my groundbreaking to-do list with exactly three commits." Nothing says "hire me" like 47 repositories of unfinished projects with names like "test123" and "new-framework-tutorial." The digital equivalent of showing off a hat collection, except the hats are all half-knitted and abandoned after watching the first 20 minutes of a YouTube tutorial.

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Someone asks about the most psychologically messed up book, and a brave soul answers "Introduction to JavaScript." The cherry on top? Another user responds with pure horror: "Why would you even bring this up? You should be ashamed of yourself." Nothing traumatizes developers quite like remembering their first encounter with JavaScript's "undefined is not a function" errors and trying to understand why NaN !== NaN. The psychological damage is real – we're still in therapy for trusting the "==" operator.

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The eternal frontend vs. backend war strikes again! Some backend developer clearly thought UI was just "JSON with line numbers" and called it a day. Instead of creating an actual interface with buttons and graphics, they've just dumped the raw data structure onto a smartwatch screen. It's literally just a JSON object with fitness stats displayed in code format - complete with syntax highlighting! The irony is delicious - right after claiming frontend is "useless," they've created the most programmer-friendly yet user-hostile interface imaginable. Only a true backend purist would think displaying raw key-value pairs is an acceptable UI. Next update: they'll probably add more brackets and semicolons to "enhance the user experience."