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The Cursor's Greatest Betrayal

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OH MY GODDD! The cursor is NOT ALIGNED with the actual clickable area! 😱 The red lines expose this TRAVESTY of UI design that's been haunting us since the dawn of computing! Your mouse is clicking on a LIE! A COMPLETE FABRICATION! The pointer's tip doesn't match where it actually registers clicks, and now you'll notice this digital deception EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you use your computer. Sweet dreams trying to unsee THAT nightmare! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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