The Cursor's Greatest Betrayal

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The eternal workplace dichotomy laid bare! Designers will fight to the death over who came up with the rounded corner first, while programmers are basically running a communist utopia of code ownership. Left side: Designer 1 politely suggests they had similar ideas. Designer 2 goes full rage mode, accusing theft like it's the heist of the century. Right side: Programmer 1 openly admits to code theft with zero shame. Programmer 2 responds with the ultimate defense mechanism: "It's not my code" – the programming equivalent of "I don't even want it anyway." Welcome to software development, where nobody wants to own the bugs but everyone wants credit for the pretty buttons.

Let's be honest—your CS degree taught you data structures and algorithms, but your actual programming career is just professional Googling with extra steps. Companies pretend they want you to memorize binary tree inversions, but what they really need is someone who can find that obscure Stack Overflow answer in record time. The real 10x developers aren't the ones who know everything; they're the ones who can craft the perfect search query to fix production at 3 AM. Maybe instead of whiteboard coding, interviews should just measure your Google-fu and how quickly you can find that one line fix for that dependency hell you're in.

Behold, the Tower of Babel approach to software development! You spend weeks meticulously stacking your project like some architectural masterpiece, only for the universe to whisper: "That random library your entire foundation depends on? Yeah, it's getting deprecated tomorrow." It's like building a house of cards on top of someone else's house of cards, and they've just decided to take up competitive sneezing. The higher your tower of dependencies grows, the more spectacular the inevitable collapse. And yet we keep building taller, don't we?

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