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The real criminal here is declaring a variable that can be both boolean and null . That's like giving your function three possible states of existence when two would suffice! The triple equals comparison cascade is just the accomplice to this type-safety felony. TypeScript developers are screaming internally right now. The proper way? An enum or a proper nullable boolean with explicit handling. This code is basically begging for a runtime exception to break into your production environment at 2 AM.

Ah, the corporate fantasy vs. developer reality in one perfect UI. Maximum bugs, minimum scale, and those unchecked boxes for unit tests, load testing, and documentation might as well be labeled "things we'll do when hell freezes over." Meanwhile, management's just waiting for you to hit that compile button like it magically fixes everything. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. But hey, at least they think you're doing something.

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Oh, the DIVINE WISDOM of senior engineers! When you dare ask them for a simple deadline, they transform into mystical fortune tellers who speak only in riddles and philosophical paradoxes. "The answer will reveal itself" – translation: "Bold of you to assume time is linear, junior." They've reached such an enlightened state of engineering consciousness that they no longer operate on mortal concepts like "dates" or "commitments." Instead, they've ascended to a realm where deadlines exist in a quantum superposition of "maybe Tuesday" and "when the stars align." The best part? They're not even wrong! After years of watching "two-week projects" turn into six-month odysseys, they've learned that giving ANY specific date is basically signing a blood oath with the demo gods. So they just... don't. Truly, this is the wisdom that comes with surviving a thousand production incidents.