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We Have Programming Language At Home

engineering matlab Programming languages Mathematics Scientific computing Academic Expensive software Technical computing

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1 year ago 451,163 views 0 shares

We Have Programming Language At Home

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This is the programming equivalent of asking for McDonald's and your mom saying "we have food at home" — except the food at home is MATLAB. If you've ever had the misfortune of using MATLAB, you know it's that weird cousin of programming languages that engineers and academics love but actual software developers avoid like a production bug on Friday afternoon. It's powerful for math and matrices (hence the name), but coding in it feels like trying to build a website using only a scientific calculator. The $2000+ license fee is just the cherry on top of this engineering department nightmare.

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