Server Go Brrr Behind The Serverless Curtain

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Server Go Brrr Behind The Serverless Curtain

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The greatest marketing trick the cloud ever pulled was convincing developers that servers don't exist. Turns out "serverless" is just someone else's server with a fancy API and a premium price tag. It's like ordering food delivery and pretending your kitchen doesn't exist because you didn't cook. The shocked cat face is every developer the moment they realize they've been bamboozled by buzzwords. Next they'll try selling us "codeless programming" that's just code hidden behind a drag-and-drop interface.

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