Non-Binary Programmers Have It Tough

The fancy cruise ship labeled "SYSTEMATICALLY DEBUGGING CODE WITH A DEBUGGER" sails majestically in the distance while a lone developer (labeled "ME") paddles on a surfboard frantically throwing print("HELLO") statements into the water like primitive fishing lines. Let's be honest—we've all skipped learning proper debugging tools and instead littered our code with print statements like digital breadcrumbs. Sure, the debugger is right there, but why use sophisticated equipment when caveman debugging tactics have worked since 1970? It's not laziness, it's... tradition.

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Content Are we saying that when we push that code we destroy the server? 0(n')

The oldest joke in the OS wars still hits different after all these years. NASA actually does use Linux in space because it's reliable, customizable, and doesn't randomly decide to update when you're trying to not die in the vacuum of space. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to convince management that rebooting the production server during business hours is, in fact, a terrible idea. But hey, at least we're not trying to open Windows in space.

Content Stack overflow is like when you were in class and you'd ask the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" And instead of letting you they'd just say "can you?" And make you say "may I" Except after you say "May I?" the teacher is like sorry, someone already asked five years ago And the bathrooms aren't even in the same fucking building as back then And some other teacher is like "Do you really have to go the bathroom or do you just think that'll solve your problem?" and sends you down a self reflective rabbit hole until you give up and piss yourself

Content QUICK, DEPLOY WHAT'S WRONG THE LOG4J FIX! WITH SYSLOGP LET'S JUST USE YOU GUYS ARE SYSTEM OUT.PRINTIN LOGGING STUFF?!