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You know your documentation is top-tier when it just says what the thing is. Variable named "cat"? Better add a comment that says "// cat" so future developers understand it's a cat. Function called getUserData()? Slap a "// gets user data" on there and call it a day. It's like labeling a box "BOX" and feeling productive about your organizational skills. The comment provides exactly zero additional information beyond what the code already screams at you. But hey, at least the comment count looks impressive in the metrics report. Pro tip: If your comment just repeats the function name in sentence form, you've achieved peak uselessness. Congratulations, you're now compliant with the "every function must have a comment" policy while contributing absolutely nothing to human knowledge.

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Nothing says "I value my employment" quite like uploading your entire company's proprietary codebase to an AI chatbot because you couldn't remember if that variable should be called userData or userInfo . Your security team is definitely not having a stroke right now. The best part? The AI probably suggested data anyway. Worth it.