logs Memes

We Are Not Log-Parsing Machines

We Are Not Log-Parsing Machines
The existential crisis of every developer who's been handed a massive log dump at 4:30 PM. Your manager casually drops 10,000 lines of server logs on your lap with "just find the issue before you leave" energy. Like sure, I'll just develop superhuman parsing abilities and skip dinner with my family. The best part? When you finally find the error, it's always something ridiculous like a missing semicolon or someone deployed to production on a Friday. Next time I'm just responding with "grep it yourself" and turning off Slack.

Having A Website (Or Having Your Credentials Stolen)

Having A Website (Or Having Your Credentials Stolen)
Top panel: "Oh look at my cute little website with its adorable traffic spike at 7pm!" Bottom panel: *Cold sweat intensifies* Someone's trying to access every single .env file, config, and AWS credential on your server. Nothing says "welcome to the internet" quite like watching hackers systematically probe your site's defenses while you realize your security is about as robust as a chocolate teapot. Pro tip: if your logs look like this, you're not having a website - a website is having you.

Logs Save The Day

logsSaveTheDay | logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ADDED LOGS EVERYWHERE STILL NO IDEA HOW THIS FEATURE WORKS

No Logs Vpns

noLogsVPNs | vpn-memes, logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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New Trend

newTrend | tech-memes, logs-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content reading tech blogs watching youtubers reading tech blogs imaflip.com

Intern Gets Job At Byte Dance Sabotages Neural Network Development Project For Two Months

internGetsJobAtByteDanceSabotagesNeuralNetworkDevelopmentProjectForTwoMonths | programmer-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, development-memes, program-memes, bugs-memes, errors-memes, bug-memes, random-memes, virus-memes, data-memes, rest-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, search-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, component-memes, train-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, networks-memes, source code-memes, neural network-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kde-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SABOTAGE: Student adds bugs to the code on purpose! Intern Gets Job at ByteDance, Sabotages Neural Network Development Project for Two Months Programmer Keyu Tian got an internship at the Chinese company ByteDance and spent two months sabotaging a neural network development project by deliberately introducing errors into the code. Because of his actions, a team of thirty developers spent 247 searching for and fixing bugs that appeared in the project. The investigation revealed that Tian: Systematically uploaded Pickle files with malicious hidden code that contained viruses and other dangerous components. This code was executed automatically and randomly, so the team could not understand why their efforts did not lead to stabilization of the project Gained access to the PyTorch library on which the projects were based and made small changes to it daily, which led to program crashes. The developers did not check the source code, which is why tasks continued to fail with errors and bugs, and all experiments brought incorrect results Created chaos with checkpoints, files that save intermediate states of neural networks during their training. He changed model parameters, interfered with training data, or deleted checkpoints, which is why the team's work results disappeared and could not be restored Actively participated in work meetings, which allowed him to remain unnoticed. He attended every meeting to find out about the team's plans to fix bugs, and then created new ones. The team could not understand what was happening; Tian was exposed by logs. ByteDance reported that thirty developers worked for two months without results due to the destructive actions of one person, which led to the failure of the project deadlines and the loss of customer funds After Tian was fired from ByteDance, his mentors at university did not condemn or punish him. MIRATE

When You Cant Find The Bug So You Print Every Line

whenYouCantFindTheBugSoYouPrintEveryLine | bugs-memes, bug-memes, c-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Clem? ClemStalDim 15h WAS WONDERING WHY MY FUCKING C DRIVE WAS MAXED OUT SUDDENLY AND GHOST OF TSUSHIMA LEFT 300 FUCKING GIGABYTES OF CRASH LOGS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU Ghost of Tsushima DIRECTOR'S CUT (281.0 GB) logs (280.9 GB) crash log (280.9 GB) 259 17 4.5K 75K th 1.3M

Why Is Linux Safer Than Other Os

whyIsLinuxSaferThanOtherOs | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Debugging Should Be Done Like This

debuggingShouldBeDoneLikeThis | code-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, console-memes, logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Using breakpoints to debug my code Using console logs and forcefully terminate my code

For Those Who Read The Logs

forThoseWhoReadTheLogs | logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content for those who read the logs an elevated existence awaits U60 OU 1160 66 ProdrammerHumor.io

Vercel Moment

vercelMoment | server-memes, function-memes, logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Fireship O fireship dev How did you become homeless? Drugs? Gambling? I hosted my website on Vercel No Money NO JOB Jingna Zhang cara.appze zemo Jun 5 So freaking speechless right now. Seen many vercel functions stories but first time experiencing such discrepancy vs request logs like, this is cannot be real?? This is your daily notification that your team has used 24166 of your monthly included Serverless Function Execution amount which has added 96,280 to your bill thus far. You'll continue to be charged 40 per 100 GB Hrs.

You Suck

youSuck | html-memes, css-memes, errors-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, version-memes, data-memes, vba-memes, image-memes, class-memes, http-memes, url-memes, warning-memes, error-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, network-memes, overflow-memes, bootstrap-memes, cloud-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, debugger-memes, console-memes, container-memes, cs-memes, logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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