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Git Blame Someone Else
Git Devops Programming Linux
10 days ago 70.6K views 0 shares
Git Blame Someone Else
Finally, a Git command that matches what we're all thinking! This fake package lets you rewrite Git history to blame your bugs on someone else, complete with a savage "You're officially an asshole" confirmation message. Every senior dev has fantasized about this after inheriting legacy code from that one colleague who mysteriously left right before their spaghetti code exploded in production. The Linus Torvalds endorsement is just chef's kiss perfection - because nothing says "authentic Git experience" like casual profanity and shifting responsibility.

The PR Review From Hell
Git Devops Programming Linux
23 days ago 101.8K views 0 shares
The PR Review From Hell
Ah, Linus Torvalds reviewing your pull request. That "1228" comments counter isn't a bug—it's a feature showing exactly how many ways your code violates kernel standards. Nothing says "I love your contribution" like enough feedback to fill a small novel. Your weekend plans just got replaced with deciphering variations of "No." and "This is terrible." At least rejection would've been quick and merciful.

Linus Needs Chill
Linux Microsoft Windows Programming
25 days ago 102.7K views 1 shares
Linus Needs Chill
The perfect collision of Linus Torvalds' penguin army and his notorious Microsoft roasting. That collection of Linux mascot plushies isn't just decoration—it's his war council for plotting world domination through open source. Meanwhile, he's dropping quotes that burn Windows harder than a CPU without thermal paste. The man created an OS kernel that powers most of the internet and still has time to collect stuffed penguins and throw shade. Priorities: absolutely correct.

Linus Q&A: The Real Reason We Attend
Linux Git Bash Programming
1 month ago 107.9K views 0 shares
Linus Q&A: The Real Reason We Attend
The infamous Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux, smiling after one of his legendary rants about code quality, with the caption "Sorry about the rant" - followed by Obi-Wan Kenobi saying "That's... why I'm here." Let's be honest, Linus's brutal code reviews and profanity-laden emails are basically open source's version of appointment television. The man once told NVIDIA "f*** you" with a middle finger on camera. His rants aren't bugs—they're features. We don't attend his talks for the technical insights; we're there for the verbal carnage. The rest of us mere mortals have to be diplomatic about garbage code. Meanwhile, Linus gets to live the dream of saying exactly what every tech lead is thinking when they see nested if statements seven levels deep.