The Three Certainties Of Life

Ah, the ancient legend of Windows actually adding features instead of playing hide-and-seek with them! With each new Windows update, Microsoft seems to have mastered the dark art of feature disappearance. "Where did my control panel go?" "Why can't I find that setting anymore?" It's like they're actively trying to gaslight an entire user base into thinking those features never existed in the first place. The Settings menu has become a labyrinth designed by someone who clearly enjoys watching people suffer. Remember when updates were exciting instead of terrifying? Pepperidge Farm remembers... and so do the IT folks still clinging to Windows 7 like it's the last lifeboat on the Titanic.

Content How likely are you to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague? 1 O Not at all likely Extremely likely Please explain why you gave this score. I need you to understand that people don't have conversations where they randomly recommend operating systems to one another Arch Users:

Windows crashes aren't bugs—they're features . Just like Bob Ross turned mistakes into birds, Microsoft turns kernel panics into "happy little restarts." That blue screen isn't the digital grim reaper; it's just your OS taking an unscheduled meditation break. The best part? You didn't even have to click "restart"—Windows thoughtfully did it for you! Nothing says "I value your time" like forcibly closing all your unsaved work because some random driver decided to have an existential crisis.

The eternal Mac vs PC debate has claimed another victim. When told he "needs a Mac to code properly," this absolute legend took the most malicious compliance approach possible - using an actual MacBook as a mousepad while gaming on his Windows laptop. The irony is just *chef's kiss*. Ten bucks says he's writing some killer code in Visual Studio while his senior dev is still trying to figure out why Homebrew is broken again after the latest OS update.

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Windows is having an absolute MELTDOWN at the mere suggestion of uninstalling Edge, shrieking like it's the end of civilization as we know it! Meanwhile, Linux is just sitting there with its penguin smugness like "Bootloader? Pfft, delete whatever you want, I'm not your mom." The sheer AUDACITY of the difference! Windows treating you like a toddler with scissors while Linux basically hands you a chainsaw and says "have fun, sweetie!" 💀