The Three Certainties Of Life

Content 82 8:2 AM https:www.upwork.commobili Description of Work PLEASE DO NOT GO OVER MY BUDGET 5,000! Hi, I'm looking for someone that can create my very own Cryptocurrency with a website to go along with it. I will list some features that I want in the currency and website. Please don't go over the budget which is set. Crypto Features: 1. Developed on Windows 2016 Server 2. People should be able to mine this currency like Bitcoin and Ethereum. 3. Mining gets harder and harder as time goes. 3. The coin should be difficult to mine but not too hard at first such as Bitcoin. 4. The owner (me) will start off with 100.000.000 coins which will not be in circulation unless I sell these coins on an exchange or trade. 5. Unlimited Coins can be mined but again it is hard to mine coins. 6. Add Blockchains for every coin, and Blockchain Explorer. 7 Anti-Hack 8. The main goal of this currency is to get it on an exchange such as Bittrex. The rate for each coin will be added by me until I get on an exchange. 9. People can search for this currency in different mines. The mines will be listed on the website. Starting off there will be 10 mines (IPs) that will hold this currencv. 10. My coins should not show up in the Blockchain unless they are being sold or traded. 11. Certain files will have to have a Github so some files will

The duality of PC boot times. Modern gaming rigs with their fancy RGB lighting and liquid cooling? Boot in 3 seconds and get screamed at for being slow. Meanwhile, that beige box from 2003 gets a respectful nod when it manages to wheeze its way to the desktop in 10 minutes. It's like praising your grandpa for climbing stairs while expecting Olympic performance from a teenager. The ancient hardware gets a handicap while the expensive hardware gets impossible standards. Justice for gaming PCs.

That t-shirt perfectly encapsulates the eternal OS war! Microsoft's Windows gives you... well, windows. But Linux? It hands you root access to the entire system architecture—metaphorically the whole house! It's that classic trade-off between user-friendly interfaces and complete control over your computing environment. Linux users smugly typing sudo rm -rf / while Windows users frantically search for the Control Panel. The stoic expression just screams "I've compiled my own kernel and I'm not apologizing for it."

The eternal OS personality divide in four panels: Windows users: "Can I uninstall Edge?" Windows: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! THE FABRIC OF REALITY WILL UNRAVEL!" Linux users: "I'm going to uninstall the bootloader." Linux: "Whatever floats your boat, champ." And that's why Linux users have that smug look. They're not superior—they're just allowed to shoot themselves in the foot with military-grade weapons while the OS gives a thumbs up.

When someone asks "How's your day going?" and you're a developer working with Microsoft products. The absolute pinnacle of social interaction for tech workers - skipping weather chat and diving straight into a 45-minute rant about how Edge keeps reinstalling itself after updates, Teams is eating your RAM for breakfast, and Windows Update decided 3PM on a Thursday was the PERFECT time to restart your machine mid-deployment. Small talk? Nah, let me tell you about my toxic relationship with Microsoft instead.

The undead king of operating systems refuses to die! Windows XP, released in 2001, is somehow still commanding a higher market share (0.64%) than both Windows Vista (0.07%) and Windows 8 (0.28%) combined. That iconic blue sky and green hill background is basically the digital equivalent of a retirement home resident outliving their own children. Microsoft's engineers are somewhere crying into their keyboards while legacy systems administrators are proudly wearing their "It just works" t-shirts. The zombie OS keeps shambling along, bloody but unbowed, like Randy Marsh in South Park refusing to give up a fight. No security updates? No modern browser support? XP users: "I didn't hear no bell!"