All Tickets Currently Blocked

Cat Productivity Workflow Blockers Developer life Pets Workspace Interruptions

Programming Agile

8 months ago 148,410 views 0 shares

All Tickets Currently Blocked

cat-memes, productivity-memes, workflow-memes, blockers-memes, agile-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The ultimate dependency injection: a cat strategically positioned between you and your keyboard. Your sprint board says "blocked by furry obstacle" but you don't have the heart to create a ticket for cat removal. The cat has implemented the most effective CI/CD pipeline blocker known to developers - the Cute Interface/Coding Disruption pattern. Management keeps asking for status updates while you're busy calculating how many story points to assign to "petting the stakeholder."

More Like This

Integer Overflow: The Time Bomb Ticks

Programming Security Linux Debugging

7 months ago 198.3K views 0 shares

Integer Overflow: The Time Bomb Ticks

Oh look, it's the 2038 problem in action! When you store time as a signed 32-bit integer, you're basically giving your system an expiration date of January 19, 2038. After that? Total digital apocalypse. The poor guy is staring at a calendar showing both December 1901 and January 2038 because his phone just time-traveled to the edges of its numerical universe. When that integer counter maxes out, systems will wrap around to negative numbers—hello 1901, goodbye sanity! Somewhere, a COBOL programmer is muttering "Y2K was just a practice round."

Programming in a nutshell

Programming

2 years ago 47.2K views 0 shares

Programming in a nutshell | programming-memes, code-memes, program-memes, shell-memes, IT-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When you write code without reading the documentation but somehow it still works

Fully optimized my algorithm

Programming

4 years ago 46.7K views 0 shares

Fully optimized my algorithm | algorithm-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ARTI 200710 Cutting tennis balls in half lets you store 2 more balls, saving space

I’m enjoying learning COBOL in 2022

Programming Cloud

2 years ago 133.2K views 0 shares

I’m enjoying learning COBOL in 2022 | programming-memes, program-memes, ibm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ONUELSYW COBOL PROGRAMMING 75 COBOL Dummies Teach COBOL SKET BOOK regram 19. DATA Dirision. PROCEDURE DIVISION. Standard COBOL 1 Feint Margin VTER BOOK Quire - 288 PAGES Crosley LEARNING COBOL! IBM has my family they're holding me hostage. Send help ProdrammerHumor.io

You have 3 monitors, are you hacker? 😒

Programming

2 years ago 46.3K views 0 shares

You have 3 monitors, are you hacker? 😒 | programmer-memes, hacker-memes, program-memes, monitor-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1000 JUST BECAUSE I HAVE MACBOOK, IT DOESNT MEAN I'M A PROGRAMMER 14 CO LAM A PROGRAMMER imgfip.com C WELL, I MEAN... CO BUT NOT BECAUSE I HAVE MACBOOK

I Was So Wrong

Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing

7 months ago 264.6K views 0 shares

I Was So Wrong

First panel: Developer screaming at TDD like it's some annoying piece of paper being shoved in their face. Second panel: Reluctantly takes a bite of Test-Driven Development. Third panel: Cautiously realizes it's not so bad. Fourth panel: Dreamy eyes - "Why did I fight this for so long? My code is actually... reliable now." The journey from "tests are a waste of time" to "I can't believe I ever coded without tests" happens to the best of us. Just takes one production catastrophe that could've been prevented with a simple test to see the light!