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The ultimate dependency injection: a cat strategically positioned between you and your keyboard. Your sprint board says "blocked by furry obstacle" but you don't have the heart to create a ticket for cat removal. The cat has implemented the most effective CI/CD pipeline blocker known to developers - the Cute Interface/Coding Disruption pattern. Management keeps asking for status updates while you're busy calculating how many story points to assign to "petting the stakeholder."

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