The Quick Call Curse

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The Quick Call Curse

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That magical moment when your brain finally untangles the spaghetti code and the PM swoops in like a vulture. Nothing says "interrupt my flow state" like a manager who can smell a solution from three cubicles away. The "quick 2 mins call" is corporate-speak for "I'm about to derail your entire afternoon while you explain a fix I won't understand but will take credit for in the next sprint review." Homer's desperate dive for the bushes is every developer trying to preserve their precious debugging momentum.

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