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Questioning why programmers use i and j as loop variables is like asking why water is wet. It's not just tradition—it's practically encoded in our DNA at this point. Try using x or counter in your next code review and watch your colleagues react with the same shocked expression as this meme. They'll look at you like you've suggested tabs instead of spaces or declared that semicolons are optional. The unwritten rule dates back to FORTRAN days when variables starting with I-N were integers by default. Now we're just stuck in an infinite loop of convention that nobody dares to break.

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Google's Android R update includes a method called isUserAGoat() that now deliberately returns false "to protect goat privacy." The hilarious part? This is an actual method in Android that once checked if you had a goat simulator app installed. In Android R, they've "upgraded" it with advanced goat recognition technology, but now it always returns false for "privacy reasons." It's the perfect example of developer humor hidden in production code. Someone at Google spent actual engineering hours on goat-related API documentation while the rest of us struggle with basic UI alignment.

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