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The scene from Interstellar perfectly captures time dilation in programming languages. Writing in Assembly is like manually arranging electrons while floating in the vacuum of space—painstaking, precise, and you age seven years for every hour spent doing it. Meanwhile, Python swoops in like a cosmic shortcut, compressing what would be hours of tedious work into mere minutes. That look on his face says it all: the existential dread of realizing you've spent years of your life writing MOV instructions when you could've just imported a library and called it a day. The cosmic horror isn't the black hole—it's realizing how many keystrokes you've wasted.

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The top panel shows the simple, elegant approach to coding that we all pretend to advocate for in design meetings: just instantiate a class and call a method. Clean. Direct. Sensible. But then there's what we actually do when no one's watching (bottom panel): create an unholy chain of factories, managers, services, observers, and other enterprise patterns that would make even the most dedicated architecture astronaut blush. It's the classic "I could write this in 3 lines, but my resume needs buzzwords" approach. We've all been there—turning a simple task into a dissertation-worthy implementation because "scalability" and "best practices," when really we just wanted to flex our design pattern muscles.

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