I Have Seen Hell

Dependency hell Legacy code spark Integration Compatibility big data Technical debt Version conflicts

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I Have Seen Hell

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Oh the thousand-yard stare of a dev who's been through dependency hell! That moment when you're trying to resurrect ancient code and make Spark, Java, and Python play nice together... it's like trying to make three cats dance in formation! The smoking cigarette is basically a requirement after hour 12 of "but it worked on the original developer's machine!" Nothing ages you faster than compatibility issues from a codebase older than most interns at your company! 😭

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