Tariffs On Your Spreadsheets

data excel csv Spreadsheets File formats Data analysis Import Tariffs Trade wars

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BREAKING: The data economy just hit a WALL! 💀

Imagine thinking your innocent little comma-separated values were exempt from international trade wars! The horror! Your precious spreadsheet data now costs 25% more to import because SOMEONE decided CSV files are a national security threat.

Data analysts everywhere are SCREAMING into their mechanical keyboards right now. Next thing you know, they'll be taxing JSON and XML too! Is nothing sacred anymore?! The digital apocalypse is upon us!

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