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Content What I say: I'm a software developer. What people hear: I can resolve any tech issue you have ever or will ever have on any machine that exists in this universe. What I mean: Sometimes I try to tell the computer to do something and I cry when it doesn't work.

Content AC CL DP DT MPS p R RM WS DC DM HB IJ PS R TC UP Imagine installing one IDE per language Vs code gang

Content New to GitHub I am Pushing to master I will

Content compilers are technically just functions that take source code as its argument and returns a program the computer can run STOP

Content Nick Craver O NickCraver "Uber will use artificial intelligence to identify drunk passengers. It will use factors like time of day, pickup location, and how long a user interacts with the app before making a decision." That's not Al. That's an if statement. 3:59 PM 08 Jun 18

Plot twist: you're trying to create a new account and the system just casually exposes that someone else is already using your go-to password. Congrats on the world's worst security implementation—instead of saying "username taken," they're out here revealing password collisions like it's no big deal. Starboy98 is having an existential crisis because either: (a) someone stole their signature password, (b) they forgot they already made an account, or (c) they just discovered their "unique" password is about as original as using "password123." The Mike Wazowski face really captures that moment when you realize your password game is weak and the database architect's security game is even weaker. Pro tip: If a website can tell you your password is already in use by another user, run. That means they're storing passwords in plaintext or comparing them before hashing. Yikes.