Got My Bag Lmao

Career advice Senior developer Work-life balance Tech industry Hustle culture Six-figures Youtube-guru Touch grass

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Got My Bag Lmao

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Senior developer making six figures telling you to quit your job and touch grass. The irony is so thick you could deploy it to production. Guy's literally monetizing the "work is meaningless" philosophy while making bank from his 20+ years in the industry. Classic case of pulling up the ladder after you've climbed it. Sure, careers are worthless—right after you've maxed out your 401k and vested all your stock options. The bamboo forest background really sells the enlightenment angle too.

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