Only Reason To Choose Router Over Ethernet Cable

The universal IT solution strikes again. While medical equipment keeping someone alive seems like it might warrant a more sophisticated troubleshooting approach than "turn it off and on again," you can't argue with the classics. Somewhere, a hospital administrator is updating their runbook: "Step 1: Reboot patient. Step 2: If patient doesn't respond, check if they're plugged in properly."

The marketing department's favorite word strikes again! Slap "GAMING" on a motherboard, router, or case and suddenly it costs 50% more for some RGB lights and aggressive angles. But when it comes to monitors? That 1ms response time and 144Hz refresh rate actually delivers something useful beyond the aesthetic. It's the only "GAMING" product where the premium might actually be worth it... unless you enjoy paying extra for a router with more antennas than your neighbor.

When your network goes down and the help desk blames the OSI model instead of admitting they restarted the wrong server. Nothing like starting your day with "It's clearly a Layer 8 issue" – tech support code for "the problem exists between keyboard and chair." That's right, they're calling you the problem. Meanwhile, the sysadmin is probably watching South Park reruns while your production environment burns.

OMG, the BELL CURVE OF SANITY for API testing! 😩 On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant CURL users with their terminal wizardry and zero UI expectations. On the right, the enlightened CURL masters who've transcended Postman's GUI prison. And there in the middle? THE REST OF US MORTALS trapped in Postman purgatory, clicking through collections like lab rats in a maze of JSON responses and environment variables! The face says it all - that's the expression of someone who just spent 3 hours debugging why their bearer token stopped working after a coffee break. CURL or Postman? Choose your fighter, but know that both paths lead to the same existential crisis!

The ultimate sysadmin nightmare in four panels! First guy panics: "Server has crashed. Where is backup?" Second guy's face says it all when he realizes the backup is... wait for it... "On the server." It's that gut-wrenching moment when you discover your disaster recovery plan has a single point of failure. Like keeping your only house key inside your locked house. The digital equivalent of storing your umbrella exclusively for use during floods... in your basement.

Behold the ULTIMATE networking protocol fantasy! Child asks for a dragon, Santa says "be realistic." Then the kid asks for an MSRP 5090 router (which doesn't exist yet) and SUDDENLY Santa's like "what color dragon do you want?" 💀 Getting your hands on next-gen networking equipment is apparently HARDER THAN ACQUIRING A MYTHICAL FIRE-BREATHING BEAST! The absolute state of tech supply chains has Santa reaching for his magical dragon-summoning powers instead of dealing with backorders and scalpers!