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Oh. My. God. Witness the ULTIMATE developer meltdown in its natural habitat! 😱 This poor soul has edited a CATASTROPHIC 55 files while battling the eternal nemesis: database connection errors. The passive-aggressive threat to "stop using cursor and never buy its subscription again" is the digital equivalent of flipping a table and storming out dramatically. We've all been there - one minute you're calmly fixing port numbers and SSL configs, the next you're making BLOOD OATHS against your development tools. The +5183/-1294 line changes scream "I HAVE DESTROYED AND REBUILT WORLDS TODAY." This isn't debugging - it's a hostage negotiation between a developer and their sanity!

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Content How to fix any computer Windows Step 1. Reboot Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows Lose all your files Quietly weep Apple Step 1. Take it to an Apple store Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Buy a new Mac Overdraw your account Quietly weep Linux Step 1. Learn to code in C. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a. Revert back to Using Windows or a Mac Quietly weep

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of this programmer! 💅 When asked to name every computer ever (the ultimate "prove you're an engineer" challenge), this absolute GENIUS just wrote a for loop to rename them ALL to 'ever' instead! It's like being asked to name all 50 states and responding "I hereby christen them all 'Bob'." The sheer MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE is sending me to another dimension! This is what happens when you challenge a programmer to do something impossible - they'll find the most technically correct yet utterly useless solution possible. Engineers don't memorize lists, honey - they AUTOMATE their way out of your ridiculous gatekeeping! *hair flip*

The unholy trinity of "rapid development" is on full display! The tweet claims Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in under a week—which is hilariously wrong and the perfect setup for the three-headed dragon meme below. Two fierce dragon heads represent Git and BASIC—powerful tools that required significant development time. But that third head? JavaScript with its derpy eyes and tongue sticking out perfectly captures how JS was indeed cobbled together in 10 days by Brendan Eich in 1995. Fun fact: Linus Torvalds spent months creating Git after the BitKeeper controversy, and BASIC took significant development at Microsoft. Meanwhile, JavaScript—despite being slapped together in a mad rush to compete with Java—somehow powers most of the modern web. Proof that sometimes the derpy dragon wins!