Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final

random Versioning Filename Tariffs Economic policy Math.random Chaotic File naming

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10 months ago 297,517 views 0 shares

Trump New Tariff V2 V3 Final New Final Real New Final

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OH. MY. GOD. The world's most chaotic economic policy revealed! 😱 A function that literally sets tariffs using Math.random() * .25?! This is what happens when you let someone who names their files "v2_v3_Final_New_Final_Real_New_Final" write economic policy. The stock market doesn't stand a CHANCE against this random number generator from hell! Trade deals being determined by the digital equivalent of throwing darts blindfolded. I can't even! 💀

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