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Finally, a gardener who understands CSS! The tree has position: relative (it's staying put), the branches have display: none (they've been chopped off), and the leaves are position: absolute; bottom: 0px (stubbornly growing only at the base). It's what happens when you let a frontend developer loose with pruning shears. Nature doesn't stand a chance against someone who's spent years fighting with flexbox.

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Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor HIl- 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xpp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck O gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Content ...it was originally a C console app but that really seemed like overkill for what it does, so I rebuilt it in Powershell. No big deal - only took me a couple of hours" ProgrammerHumo

The regex rebellion is here, and it's about time! Developers have been suffering through arcane incantations like \A(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\z just to validate an email address, when all we really wanted was to check if someone typed something with an @ symbol. The try-catch joke is brilliant because it's painfully true - we've been using error handling as regex therapy. "Let's wrap this eldritch horror in a try-catch and hope the stack trace is less traumatizing than debugging the pattern." And those lazy quantifiers? Nothing lazy about spending 3 hours figuring out why your greedy pattern is consuming the entire document. The real joke is that after all these years, we're still writing regex that looks like someone headbutted the keyboard while holding shift. Next time someone asks you to validate a phone number with regex, just respond with "Hello I would like an\d\sapples? please" and walk away dramatically.

The eternal debugging dilemma captured perfectly! Instead of using actual debugging tools like responsible developers, we just frantically litter our code with console.log() , print() , or System.out.println() statements everywhere. It's the coding equivalent of fixing your car by taping notes to different parts saying "Is this making the weird noise?" Sure, proper debugging tools exist with breakpoints, variable inspection, and call stacks... but why use sophisticated tools when you can just write print("MADE IT HERE!!!") or the classic print("WHY GOD WHY???") at 2 AM? The funniest part? We all know which method actually takes longer, yet we still choose chaos every single time.