It's That Simple: Filename Genius

Technical debt Code simplicity File management Filename Lazy-coding File naming Developer shortcuts Timestamp Date prefix Programming hacks

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It's That Simple: Filename Genius

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Who needs fancy functions when you can just slap a timestamp on the filename? The classic "2023-05-15-report-final-FINAL-v2-ACTUALFINAL.pdf" approach. Why waste precious brain cells writing a proper UUID generator when you can just let chaos reign in your file system? Bonus points when someone sorts alphabetically and your beautifully dated files actually make sense. Revolutionary stuff.

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