It's That Simple: Filename Genius

Who needs fancy functions when you can just slap a timestamp on the filename? The classic "2023-05-15-report-final-FINAL-v2-ACTUALFINAL.pdf" approach. Why waste precious brain cells writing a proper UUID generator when you can just let chaos reign in your file system? Bonus points when someone sorts alphabetically and your beautifully dated files actually make sense. Revolutionary stuff.